DSF Week in Review 10/2/11

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Ever have one of those weeks that every day feels like a Monday? That was my last week. I like to cook, it is like therapy for me. The above photo makes me want to learn how to bake. Let's look into the fuckery for the past week...

Brodie is back posting movie reviews, he's off papers and he's back in form! I must say, I've stopped watching movies since you were on hiatus. Without Brodie's succinct reviews, I was stuck watching the lifetime movie of the week.

It is official, Dolphinskull and Beer have started a homoerotic pizza bromance. Check out the Pizza Time thread.

Cmetz didn't fuck it up, yet.

Best advice of the week: SRD: "And don't forget to wash your balls."

Stantz is one of those high brow chaps that have expectations when they go to a movie. Listen, enjoy the escape from your pathetic life for two hours and take it for what it is, entertainment.

amy is hot, alot.

Madam Meow takes benadryl for her allergies, it makes her feel high. Now I understand why you've been complaining of your "allergies".

magnusrex likes his bacon like he likes nipples, thick and chewy. Good thing you don't like thin and crispy bacon.

Carlos Spicy Wiener shared a glimpse into the inner workings of his mind. While on the shitter no less, he has never masturbated with his right hand. I call bullshit. You can't remember the last time you whacked it with righty. Every 13 year old boy punched the priest eight ways to sunday.

Mega's wife thinks his cum tastes like Molson. Yeah, like she's gone down on you since she said "i do".

Bubbagump523 is pissed he needs a prescription to buy sudafed. Thank your local meth dealer for that shit. Those assholes are the reason why I have to buy ephedra from Canada.

Beer wanted to get really drunk but only had beer. Reduce the time you drink 12 beers will result in drunkenness.

Pieceschef was a professional drunk and never had a problem getting loaded on beer. Therefore beer is an amateur that is dressed and undressed or some shit like that.

Dice1883 leads a 12 step program. Fuck Moderation, 12 steps to get really drunk. The follow up program that is forming is I'm Sorry, 12 steps to rebuild your life after a bender.

Smeegs was pandering for a topless interview from Madam Meow. Well played sir!

TheSnake wants to see the Terminator Statue. Look in the mirror!

Bob's DVR Playlist: Ice Road Truckers, Storage Wars, Hillbilly Holiday and NECKCAR.

Pobs is sending dirty texts again. Didn't you just get a visit from the constable or whatever that shit is over there for the same thing a few weeks back?

Foetus likes Rebecca Black. Alot.

josehl is a philosopher or some shit like that. I didn't read, therefore I don't care.

Eccles still is infatuated with zombies. Ever since Sean of the Dead, everybody in England is on the zombie bandwagon.

el victorino ate a cookie from Trader Joe's. Fucking old hipster.

wood dragon went camping with Alice. I'm assuming from the Brady Bunch. I had no idea that you were in to granny porn. You and Thermos would have been best of friends.

Jo wanted the new Tony Bennett album. Cableporter kidnapped Tony and delivered him to Jo. What some guys won't do.

The Godfather was excited about the remake of The Thing. Isn't that the superhero with the rock wiener?

Homo Explosion gave some good advice. We all shouldn't bitch about our lives, it could be much, much worse. Well said sir!

On with the fuckery!