The Drunken stepFORUM - A place to discuss your worthless opinions

Ever have one of those weeks that every day feels like a Monday? That was my last week. I like to cook, it is like therapy for me. The above photo makes me want to learn how to bake.:D Let's look into the fuckery for the past week...

Brodie is back posting movie reviews, he's off papers and he's back in form! I must say, I've stopped watching movies since you were on hiatus. Without Brodie's succinct reviews, I was stuck watching the lifetime movie of the week.:D

It is official, Dolphinskull and Beer have started a homoerotic pizza bromance. Check out the Pizza Time thread. :D

Cmetz didn't fuck it up, yet.:D

Best advice of the week: SRD: "And don't forget to wash your balls." :D

Stantz is one of those high brow chaps that have expectations when they go to a movie. Listen, enjoy the escape from your pathetic life for two hours and take it for what it is, entertainment.:D

amy is hot, alot.:D

Madam Meow takes benadryl for her allergies, it makes her feel high. Now I understand why you've been complaining of your "allergies".:D

magnusrex likes his bacon like he likes nipples, thick and chewy. Good thing you don't like thin and crispy bacon.:D

Carlos Spicy Wiener shared a glimpse into the inner workings of his mind. While on the shitter no less, he has never masturbated with his right hand. I call bullshit. You can't remember the last time you whacked it with righty. Every 13 year old boy punched the priest eight ways to sunday.:D

Mega's wife thinks his cum tastes like Molson. Yeah, like she's gone down on you since she said "i do".:rolleyes:

Bubbagump523 is pissed he needs a prescription to buy sudafed. Thank your local meth dealer for that shit. Those assholes are the reason why I have to buy ephedra from Canada.:D

Beer wanted to get really drunk but only had beer. Reduce the time you drink 12 beers will result in drunkenness.:D

Pieceschef was a professional drunk and never had a problem getting loaded on beer. Therefore beer is an amateur that is dressed and undressed or some shit like that.:D

Dice1883 leads a 12 step program. Fuck Moderation, 12 steps to get really drunk. The follow up program that is forming is I'm Sorry, 12 steps to rebuild your life after a bender.:D

Smeegs was pandering for a topless interview from Madam Meow. Well played sir!:D

TheSnake wants to see the Terminator Statue. Look in the mirror!:D

Bob's DVR Playlist: Ice Road Truckers, Storage Wars, Hillbilly Holiday and NECKCAR.:D

Pobs is sending dirty texts again. Didn't you just get a visit from the constable or whatever that shit is over there for the same thing a few weeks back?:D

Foetus likes Rebecca Black. Alot.:D

josehl is a philosopher or some shit like that. I didn't read, therefore I don't care.:D

Eccles still is infatuated with zombies. Ever since Sean of the Dead, everybody in England is on the zombie bandwagon.:D

el victorino ate a cookie from Trader Joe's. Fucking old hipster.:D

wood dragon went camping with Alice. I'm assuming from the Brady Bunch. I had no idea that you were in to granny porn. You and Thermos would have been best of friends.:D

Jo wanted the new Tony Bennett album. Cableporter kidnapped Tony and delivered him to Jo. What some guys won't do.:D

The Godfather was excited about the remake of The Thing. Isn't that the superhero with the rock wiener?:D

Homo Explosion gave some good advice. We all shouldn't bitch about our lives, it could be much, much worse. Well said sir!

On with the fuckery!