08-03-2008, 02:43 AM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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Quotations
Funny, meaningful, important, from a movie, book, whatever...
this is going to mark me as exceedingly nerdy, but i probably have 15 quotations books. all kinds. just post your favorites.
"The most important thing a man can know is that, as he approaches his own door, someone on the other side is listening for the sound of his footsteps." - Clark Gable, 1950
08-03-2008, 03:16 AM
Dicktowel.com
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Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
- Jim Morrison
In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald
08-03-2008, 04:11 AM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill
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08-03-2008, 04:24 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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A few I like from Groucho Marx...
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
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Reason: I screwed it up the first time
08-03-2008, 10:08 AM
jesus is my homeboy
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"There is only one good-knowledge;and only one evil--ignorance." Quote by Socrates.
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08-03-2008, 10:18 AM
Yeah mate, I'm down under....and she loves it!
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"Dude, We annihilate souls here" - Roger Brunswick 2008
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08-03-2008, 12:17 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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When the rich wage war, it's the poor that die - LinkinPark 2007
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Goddamn I love fags...
08-03-2008, 12:21 PM
2 smileys, 1 cup
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"Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." ~ Diderot
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Oh, and Quagmire, you're the fucking man!!
08-03-2008, 12:55 PM
2 smileys, 1 cup
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“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.”
-Stephen F. Roberts
"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government." --Edward Abbey
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Oh, and Quagmire, you're the fucking man!!
08-03-2008, 01:11 PM
you play Guitar Hero naked... I play REAL guitar topless!
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From Hafiz:
even
after
all this time
the sun never says to the earth
“You owe Me.”
look
what happens
with a love like that
it lights the
Whole
Sky.
and also...
I wish I could show you when you are lonely or in darkness the astonishing light of your own being.
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