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MickC · #1 07-10-2008, 12:22 AM

I am as bored as fuck today, so I thought up a new thread

Go "virtual shopping" and pick up a few gifts for people here in DSF heaven, then post them here.... (or don't.... I don't give 6 pygmy fucks either way),

Anyway, I'll start off:

I got Trondi some new shoes

And I got BigMac a new dishwasher

Then I got BlackCrypt a Rick Astley poster for the ceiling of his bedroom

Next up I got Jester a USB Memory Stick

I got Midge a special carrier for Hank

I hooked Pendragon up with the new "Virtual Reality" version of Minesweeper

Trespass got the lastest album from his favorite band

And how could I forget our god, Lucas. He got the biggest prize, The latest Hummer out - the H4 n00b Crusher So he can travel the forums dealing death to all who post inappropriately

..... Im saving up for Shasta's gift.....

Join in the giving--- It's Christmas in July!!

n2tattoos.lol · #2 07-10-2008, 12:35 AM

hahahahahah...just fucking excellent!!!

#3 07-10-2008, 12:47 AM

this threads fucking kicks ass!

thanks for the H4!!

mrdavis · #4 07-10-2008, 07:16 AM

that H4 needs an escalator or elevator...too many stairs required for domination to take place

MickC · #5 07-10-2008, 07:24 AM

Well obviously you yank fucks are all still asleep, so I did some more shopping...

I got Ms.Cellany a guitar to compliment her boobs

Then I found something for Amy, a personal Cockblocker to keep the Guidos and "cop dome" pests away..

And i just had to get something to cover up Jo's boobs on her avatar, they are so distracting...

I couldnt choose between the Boba-Fett Pez dispenser or Ford Taurus X-wing for self-confessed nerd Sickboy

I figured with all his photos of chicks, StorageBag would need a big photo album

Next up, I picked up a new tramp stamp for N2Tattoos

And last but definately not least, I grabbed a game for Shasta to play when he has no gas money to go trawling in the van.

**~~DSF Guest 8~~** · #6 07-10-2008, 07:47 AM

Mick

Best original thread in a long time. Kick ass my friend.

-Pen

Shasturbator · #7 07-10-2008, 08:00 AM

just for you mick...

MickC · #8 07-10-2008, 08:02 AM

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Lucky you knew my size,,,,, Stretched as fuck!!

Shasturbator · #9 07-10-2008, 08:08 AM

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don't get too excited, it's used...I had to upgrade bigmac to a bigger size...

MickC · #10 07-10-2008, 08:11 AM

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Its all good, "one mans trash is another mans treasure"

That explains my wife...