2013 Exxxotica Convention in Edison, NJ

Throwing this here cause other than Tory Lane, I didn't know who anyone was.

I went today when it opened and there was barely any one there. Lol.

Very small at this one, if you are going to a NJ one, I bet Atlantic City would be be the better bet.

But I had fun, none the less.

My boyfriend's sausage fingers here. Lol. And the events for today we didn't feel like waiting for.

This guy first in line right ahead of me is shorter than me and I'm 5 Ft. One of the convention employees comes up and was like, "damn you're first in line for this everytime." Lol

Some guy taking a pic of me trying to take a pic of the greeter girl. Lol

Some cars they were giving away. I entered some shit, doubt I'll win.

Some chick presentin', couldn't resist.

For those of you that like to joke that I'm "Jesus". Here I was pretending. On a highlight, a lady giving out the stickers stuck one on my boob hard enough to move it.

So I got molested by a sorta hot chick.

One of the models was getting dressed in the stall next to me. I don't think you can see it in this pic, but her pinky toenail looked fungused and was half hanging off. Blech.

Then I took selfy.

And happily unlike how I thought it would be, I wasn't the dumpiest bitch there.

So to celebrate, I then rode a giant cock. Lol.