i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive... even with my military discount
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Location: Pittsburgh
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Songs.... as sung by Nekyo
Were o stragers to loe
You kow the rules and so do i
A full commitmets what Im thiking of
You wouldt get this from ay other guy
I just waa tell you how Im feelig
Gotta make you uderstad
eer goa gie you up
eer goa let you dow
eer goa ru aroud ad desert you
eer goa make you cry
eer goa say goodbye
eer goa tell a lie and hurt you
Wee kow each other for so log
Your hearts bee achig
But youe too shy to say it
Iside we both kow whats bee goin on
We kow the game and were goa play it
Ad if you ask me how Im feelig
Dot tell me youre too blid to see
Gie you up. gie you up
Gie you up, gie you up
eer goa gie
eer goa gie, gie you up
eer goa gie
eer goa gie, gie you up
I just waa tell you how Im feelig
Gotta make you uderstad
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Silky Johnston: I'm very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it outta your mother's pubic hair.
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive... even with my military discount
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Location: Pittsburgh
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I think just the n and v missing is enough. I had to reread that last one a few times to make it out. Plus that will really fuck me up pasting song lyrics and removing letters.
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Silky Johnston: I'm very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it outta your mother's pubic hair.
I'e got a little black book with my poems i.
Got a bag with a toothbrush ad a comb i.
Whe I'm a good dog, they sometimes throw me a boe i.
I got elastic bads keepi my shoes o.
Got those swolle had blues.
Got thirtee chaels of shit o the T.. to choose from.
I'e got electric light.
Ad I'e got secod sight.
Ad amazig powers of obseratio.
Ad that is how I kow
Whe I try to get through
O the telephoe to you
There'll be obody home.
I'e got the obligatory Hedrix perm.
Ad the ieitable pihole burs
All dow the frot of my faorite sati shirt.
I'e got icotie stais o my figers.
I'e got a siler spoo o a chai.
I'e got a grad piao to prop up my mortal remais.
I'e got wild starig eyes.
Ad I'e got a strog urge to fly.
But I got owhere to fly to.
Ooooh, Babe whe I pick up the phoe
There's still obody home.
I'e got a pair of Gohills boots
ad I got fadig roots.
Come o, ow,
I hear you're feelig dow.
Well I ca ease your pai
Get you o your feet agai.
Relax.
I'll eed some iformatio first.
Just the basic facts.
Ca you show me where it hurts?
There is o pai you are recedig
A distat ship, smoke o the horizo.
You are oly comig through i waes.
Your lips moe but I ca't hear what you're sayig.
Whe I was a child I had a feer
My hads felt just like two balloos.
ow I'e got that feelig oce agai
I ca't explai you would ot uderstad
This is ot how I am.
I hae become comfortably umb.
O.K.
Just a little piprick.
There'll be o more aaaaaaaaah!
But you may feel a little sick.
Ca you stad up?
I do beliee it's workig, good.
That'll keep you goig through the show
Come o it's time to go.
There is o pai you are recedig
A distat ship, smoke o the horizo.
You are oly comig through i waes.
Your lips moe but I ca't hear what you're sayig.
Whe I was a child
I caught a fleetig glimpse
Out of the corer of my eye.
I tured to look but it was goe
I caot put my figer o it ow
The child is grow,
The dream is goe.
I hae become comfortably umb.
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive... even with my military discount
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 886
Credits: 6,204
O a dark desert highway, cool wid i my hair
Warm smell of colitas, risig up through the air
Up ahead i the distace, I saw a shimmerig light
My head grew heay and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the ight
There she stood i the doorway;
I heard the missio bell
Ad I was thikig to myself,
’this could be heae or this could be hell’
The she lit up a cadle ad she showed me the way
There were oices dow the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the hotel califoria
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plety of room at the hotel califoria
Ay time of year, you ca fid it here
Her mid is tiffany-twisted, she got the mercedes beds
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls frieds
How they dace in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dace to remember, some dace to forget
So I called up the captai,
’please brig me my wine’
He said, ’we have’t had that spirit here sice ieteen sixty ine’
Ad still those oices are callig from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the ight
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the hotel califoria
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They lii’ it up at the hotel califoria
What a ice surprise, brig your alibis
Mirrors o the ceilig,
The pik champage o ice
Ad she said ’we are all just prisoers here, of our ow deice’
Ad in the master’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with their steely knies,
But they just ca’t kill the beast
Last thig I remember, I was
Ruing for the door
I had to fid the passage back
To the place I was before
’relax,’ said the ight man,
We are programmed to receie.
You ca checkout ay time you like,
But you ca eer leae!
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Silky Johnston: I'm very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it outta your mother's pubic hair.