100 Questions With MadamMeow

750 rep points to any of you with the balls to fill this out entirely, too. Fair warning, it took me over 2 hours to complete.

Special thanks to Magnusrex for providing me with the questions.





1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? It used to be masturbation when I was younger, now it's sex.

2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. Clit, neck, upper thighs, tits, my hip bones.

3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? Would have to have one for that to be possible me thinks.

4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? Yes, my nose often has excretions very similar to male jizz.

5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation? Depends on the day and the partner.

6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt? It hurts some people?

7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? Yes.

8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated? Underrated, but us chicks need to know how to give them right.

9. Do you like having your balls touched? No. Stay the fuck away from my crystal balls. You will fuck up my perception abilities.

10. Do you like having your nipples touched? Yes, but you need to know when to go light and when going light is just annoying.

11. Do you like having your anus touched? Yes.

12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)? No.

13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? Definitely.

14. Do you have any kinks? I want to fuck large jewish noses like Alektra Blue's & Ashley Tisdale's.

15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? I'm not sure I should consult Wooddragon if some of the things I think might actually do or not.

16. Do you pee in the shower? I have but not often.

17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower? I have but not often.

18. Have you had sex in the shower? Yes.

19. Do you like being naked? Depends on the day.

20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked? Fully.

21. Have you ever skinny dipped? No, unless nude hottubbing counts, but I used to want to.

22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude? Stand outside in the snow on New Years day just because.

23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? Nope, but I used to fuck a guy and not stop when his friends would come in the room and watch.

24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)? Yes.

25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? Yes.

26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? No I did it sexually.

27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? Nope.

28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? Yes how else are you supposed to get a boyfriend and who isn't online nowadays.

29. How many sexual partners have you had? I actually do have a list on my One Note. It's well under a hundred sadly a lot more than ten, but 1/3 of the total happened in one shot.

30. How often do you masturbate? Used to be daily to go to sleep this year it's been more like twice a week.

31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it? 12/13 when I started. I had an older brother I've seen his stolen porn mags so the learning was much earlier. Lol.

32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? On my back, I like my legs in the air.

33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc. Magic wand on level 6 (out of 8). It also has 8 rhythms, but steady gets me their quickest.

34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? Imagination/nothing. I'm a girl I don't need it to accomplish my goals.

35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? Not sore per se, but there were times when I was a pocket rocket girl, it would get to the point where I couldn't feel it. Had to take a break for a week.

36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? I was just doing it to get it out of the way so I would get all that nervousness over with for when I was with someone better. My first time was with the neighbor boy under a blanket in my room with at least 7 other people in the room watching TV or playing Sega. This included my ex-best friend's younger brother & his friend (still in elementary school). I was just praying that no one pulled the blanket off. The kids just thought we were making out.

37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend? Sadly no.

38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear? Commando, I like to be free.

39. Do you ever go commando? Lol, see above.

40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? I've had sex dreams but never woke up in a puddle.

41. How big is your penis? My magic wand is 2-3 inches in diameter and at least 10 inches long, but the tip part is only 4 inches long. My attachments vary. My boyfriend is bigger than my attachments and I would say bigger than average.

42. Does your penis curve at all? No, but they are made out of material where I can bend them around if I wanted to.

43. Which testicle hangs lower? My right tit.

44. How big are your breasts? 36B

45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven? Medium I guess. Even I guess.

46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris? I don't think so. Luckily not too tiny.

47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? No, but I prefer partner's that are. I like the way it looks. I've only unpeeled one. It's not that bad either.

48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care? I think I answered that above. I'm indifferent.

49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts? I like boos more, but I get more compliments on my ass.

50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? Love them for both sexes.

51. Do you like the way your genitals look? I used to not like it because it doesn't matter how much I do it, I have to stop once there's blood, but I could never get my kitty completely hair free. Unfortunately that's what 99% of the population wants so I used to beat myself up over it, but it doesn't bother me now.

52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? I think so cause of my little top hat like thing in the middle hair "problem".

53. Do you like your butt? I guess so.

54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? Shave what I can.

55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? Shaved is always nice, but not a deal breaker for sucking.

56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? My "penis" is normally tucked in the drawer while I'm dressing if that's what you mean.

57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? No, no & not really but the only experience I had with them involved a guy with a bent dick, and bent the opposite direction of what would be pleasureful so I guess I'll never know. Lol.

58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? Literally in under a minute. I'm able to build myself up anticipating it before I even arrive.

59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? Sometimes.

60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session? I've never timed myself, honestly don't know. For my session I would have to say 3 plays of the entire Toxicity by System of a Down CD and then a Ramstein one cause he couldn't take System anymore and I needed something to drown me out cause my stepdad was home.

61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)? Easily over a hundred. I would try to count, but get lost in it and couldn't.

62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? More crotch-centric, but the best were full-body.

63. Spit or swallow? Prefer swallowing, but will do both. With head I try to make it all about the guy and some like spitters. Oh, and I hate guys that won't kiss after I get it. I'll kiss you after mine, grow up it doesn't make you gay.

64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? My good ones shoot like a geyser.

65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? HOT.

66. Do you "squirt?" Yeppers. It's real and it's spectacular.

67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral? Attempted yes, succeeded no. I had to give up gymnastics too early in life, had that not happened, I probably could have.

68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.? I've given but I have no desire to find out if athlete's vagina is possible. I've titty fucked which was quite difficult when I was younger. It's not anymore as they got bigger even though I'm the same bra cup size. It also takes a lot of spit, but I like doing it.

69. Have you ever had sex in a public place? I've had other people around me, but I don't think so public. A backyard in a hottub that was right next to a store & parking lot and I gave head to an Abercrombie model in a Dunkin Donuts bathroom. I think that's public. Thankful he came in the ladies room.

70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you? Oh yeah and I drowned the fucking thing. One of my ex-friends sat on it the day after then started a war against me in disgust.

71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? Yes but it started before they were asleep.

72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in? 3 for sex, 6 for masturbation. My house has 7 rooms. I have no desire to do it in my stepdad's old room, although if I think about it, I might have taken my mom's plug in massager in middle school and tried it cause it was before I had a boyfriend who could go buy me one. My memory sucks though.

73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated? Most unique/disgusting was the Dunkin Donuts bathroom. The kid was at the diner next store and I drove down with the soul intention of doing that. And no, I didn't buy a donut.

74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? Yes. Not gross in the shit and vomit type of way, but a few people sickened me and I couldn't get out of it.

75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex? Masturbating not really, sex definitely.

76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? Masturbating no, sex yes.

77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? I've done both MFF and MMF threesomes. I've preferred MFF of course, but have always wanted an orgy. I've only had a group train one after another but they weren't in the room at the same time so I don't count that.

78. Do you own any sex toys? Yes.

79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? I tried a lighter in middle school, but I didn't like it.

80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)? No, even the really expensive ones and the ones with the fake veins just aren't the same.

81. What are your favorite positions? Selfishly on my back with my legs as close to my ears as they can go. Back in the day that used to be impossible cause it would go to deep and hurt, but I love it now.

82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience? I don't know, maybe whenever the hot guy I really wanted would bring an ugly friend?

83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner? Yeah I don't get those, but I think I've given a few to people at awkward times. Lol.

84. Have you ever had any genital injuries? Yeah, but nothing to go to the doctor about. I was with a guy so big I couldn't really handle it and I bled. It didn't hurt though the blood made it feel better. Didn't get stitches either, I was fine after a day.

85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? No, but I went home with an Irish soccer player I met at a bar years ago. He didn't fuck me I only blew him and when I was done he was like, you know why I didn't fuck you right? I have Chlamydia. Ran to the doctor the next day, had them give me every test possible and was clean. You don't get it from oral.

86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)? Nope

87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up? Yes, but I always squatted and always will in a public restroom.

88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there? I think this question was asked already, I believe I could pick myself out of a line up.

89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? I think I'm good, I've been told I'm good, but everybody could always use improvement. Even the pros, that's just nature.

90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)? Yes, who hasn't? And no, not with Anthony Weiner. Lol.

91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam? Literally only once. The lag on webcams are too annoying to be pleasureful.

92. Have you have phone sex? A couple of times, but I think I sounded silly.

93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. Pee outside everywhere, jack off, fuck a bitch, play with my balls, take a million pics.

94. What's something you like about your body? It's mine.

95. What's something you dislike about your body? Hair. It takes forever to shave everything in the shower.

96. What body parts do you find the sexiest? Curves generally. A nice rack is always nice. And guys that have really adorable penis heads. Flexing muscles don't hurt either.

97. What was your most recent sexual thought? Thanks to question 93, jacking off my massive cock.

98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.? Yeah sometimes I do it without noticing.

99. When was the last time you touched your genitals? When I went to the bathroom a couple hours before starting this quiz.

100. Do you often imagine people naked? Extremely often, I picture everyone naked even if I don't want to see it.