Good For A Laugh When You're Drunk

[Kyle E. Coyote]

A friend of a friend (and total douche) insists that Ozzy Osbourne is the shit. This guy is your typical devil-worshipping douchebag, and would probably blow Ozzy given the chance. Long story short, we have a long running bet whether Ozzy is a Christian or a Satanist (with $50 at stake). For the record, I could give a shit. Ozzy sang Crazy Train and Iron Man, and he once walked around his house stoned shooting all of his twenty-some cats with a 12 gauge, so he's the fucking king in my book. However, and I'll make no bones about this, I love money, and $50 is too good to pass up. So, out to burst this faggot's bubble (wow, that sounds dirty) once and for all by proving that Ozzy isn't the wannabe-antichrist he once was, I stumbled upon this via Google:

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils...vils_music.htm

Short of actual man-sex, I think this is the GAYEST shit ever, period. I'm a Christian myself, but this is why I fucking hate the church and its fucking little God-Squad goonies. *PUKE*

Ah, well, I've got my proof (off of another site) and I'm off to collect my winnings tomorrow. Hmm... what to buy with $50....

[Kyle E. Coyote]

And this is the shit that makes me want to climb to the top of a water tower and start picking people off. I can barely get through this shit whilst keeping down my kung pow chicken and the dozen or so Heinikens I've just had....

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils...ac_exposed.htm

[Choppie]

Devil worshiping is for complete idiots. And thats coming from a Satanist.

[Choppie]

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You are a rarity among the Xtians. You call bullshit while others attempt to sweep shit under the carpet.

[Shasturbator]

ahahaha....Charles Manson said the Beetles were the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse...this is funny...
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils...ll/beatles.htm

[Choppie]

Lets not overlook the Westboro Baptist Chuch....
http://www.godhatesamerica.com/

[BigMac63]

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Oh, I hate these fuckers. Just down the road from me about an hour. I don't know how they keep their church status.

[Choppie]

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Cause there are enough idiots out there that will listen to them. Sadly.

[Kyle E. Coyote]

If I wasn't fairly certain I'd burn for it, I'd like to toss a few molotovs their way... douchebags.

I just have never understood how, one one hand, God can be a gentle and loving lord, but on the other he hates rap, rock music, fags, jews and darwinists. Now THAT is bullshit if ever I have heard it.

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I've never really gotten why Creationism and Evolutionism can't coexist... hell, even coincide. I personally believe that, outside of the story of Christ (which I do believe), the Bible is metaphoric. There is NO good that can come from taking the Bible's contents literally. Can anyone give me ONE reason that God couldn't have guided the process of evolution, or created the universe via the Big Bang? Nope? Didn't think so.... Arguments, wars, annoying Sunday morning TV programs on the Hallmark channel... that's all that can come of taking any religeous doctrine literally.

[Choppie]

Yep, we all know the only people god really hates are Redwing fans.


Seriously, when you march the tales back far enough they all start with the same guy. So basically Islam, Christianity, and Judaism are all worshiping the same guy/books, but argue semantics until they are blue in the face.