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Old 05-28-2008, 12:25 AM
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Post the quote, followed by the movie title!

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"One day, one day some of the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers balls all the way home... you know why? .......it was out of respect" - Goodfellas


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"I love the smell of balls in the morning" - Apocolypse Now




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Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the balls. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no balls.
Neo: There is no balls?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the balls that bends, it is only yourself.

- The Matrix

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Old 05-28-2008, 12:26 AM
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awesome idea!!!


awesome factor = 10


...umm...i got nuthin....BRB
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Old 05-28-2008, 12:32 AM
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Pedro- "maybe i could bake her balls or something"
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Old 05-28-2008, 12:45 AM
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"To boldly go where no balls have gone before." - Star Trek
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Old 05-28-2008, 12:57 AM
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Stormtrooper: Let me see your balls.

Obi-Wan: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to see his balls.

Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his balls.

Obi-Wan: These aren't the balls you're looking for.

Stormtrooper: These aren't the balls we're looking for.

Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.

Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.

Obi-Wan: Move along.

Stormtrooper: Move along... move along.
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Do you feel balls punk ? Well....do ya ?
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Old 05-28-2008, 01:00 AM
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"Balls, for lack of a better word, is good. Balls is right. Balls works. Balls clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Balls, in all of its forms."-wall street
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Söze, yours TOTALLY made me think of this one!!

"Anyway, like I was sayin', balls is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, balls-kabobs, balls creole, balls gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple balls, lemon balls, coconut balls, pepper balls, balls soup, balls salad, balls and potatoes, ballsburger, balls sandwich. That- that's about it. " Bubba in Forrest Gump
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Old 05-28-2008, 01:08 AM
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hahaha, nice one marie!!

i was trying to replace the most but you easily trumped my efforts
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