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We had no work last night so a few of us ended up browsing questions on WikiAnswers. Hilarity ensued. Here's the some of the best ones we saw. I'm coping and pasting to keep the grammar in tack. Anything in brackets are my comments. If I didn't copy over the answer it's because it was an un-funny, serious answer.

Q. What is a rusty trombone?

A. Rusty trombone is a euphemism for a sexual act involving a man in a standing position with knees and back slightly bent, with feet at least shoulder width apart in order to expose the anus. The other partner typically is on his or her knees behind the man and performs anilingus while reaching up beneath the testicles or around the body to masturbate the man, mimicking the motions of a trombone player.[1][2] The act is defined primarily by the physical orientation of the partners and the combination of anilingus with penile masturbation; however, other positions and variations are possible.


Q. What is a queef?

A. Queef means Vaginal disturbance in the force.


Q. What is a russian candy cane?

A. A Russian candy cane is derived from a Sadistic form of sexual gratification, where the (usually) the Male partner ejaculates inside of his partner's mouth and then proceeds to physically hit his partner in the nose. Then when the nose bleeds down the face of the partner, a role of Blood and Bukkake is carried out. Combining the White coloration of ejaculant and blood to form a Candy cane appeal to the situation.

You're welcome.
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[I love the you're welcome at the end!]


Q. How do you make your penuis bigger at the age of 12?

A. by masturbating our penis everyday

go have sex with someone hard use a com

do not use a com dom u dk u need to learn more about masster batting u fat fk


Q. Can you get herpes 1 from sharing potato chips?


Q. How do you lick your elbow?
[Posted in the categories Relationships, Sex.]


Q. How can you seduce your own mother without getting caught?

A. Tell her

"Mom, I don't remember coming out of you, but I think it's time I go back in"

Works every time


Q. What should a sister do if she discovers that her brother reading incest porn about brother raping his own sister?


Q. Why is my penis bleeding?

A. Go to the emergency room or a doctor right away!


Q. Is it bad if you are having sex with your adopted sister if you were having sex together before she was adopted?


Q. How much porn is too much?

A. NO SUCH THING!!!


Q. What household tools can be used for an artificial vagina?

A. Try your hand


Q. Can your dog get chlamydia if you have it and he licked the inside of your underwear?


Q. Can animal herpes harm a pregnant woman?


Q. Does a guy get poop on his penis during anal sex?


Q. What does vagina taste like?

A. no taste if she is clean


Q. If you catch sperm in your hand run in the bathroom and put it in your vagina can you get pregnant?


Q. Are you gay if you enjoy having your wife fist you?


Q. Is it normal for a male in his mid 40s to have strong feelings about becoming a female?

A. Not really No, it's not normal, if by normal you mean usual or common.



Q. When you have sexual intercourse what out of the three holes does the penis go in?


A. There are 3 holes actually, the pee hole, the vagina and the butt hole!

Generally when people refer to sexual intercourse, the penis goes in the vagina, but one can also penetrate in the butt hole. The latter is called anal sex whereas the former could be called vaginal sex.



Q. What do you do when your husband tells you that you are not as tight as you used to be?




Q. How do you get your wife into black guys?


A. Why would you want to? She is your wife. The question could be asked "How can she get you into guys?" Same thought process involved.



Q. Is there a cure for green stuff coming from your penis?


A. It's a sign of CANCER.

Sorry, you have penis cancer :[

Good Luck.



Q. What should you do if you are being raped?


A. let yur self get raped



Q. Is it weird to ejaculate when you watch The Little Rascals?


A. No it is not i do it all the time.