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Old 03-17-2009, 12:14 PM
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This morning, I was telling my co-worker about the movie I watched last night: The seminal coming of age 80's flick (and blatant Blue Lagoon ripoff), Paradise. It stars a 19-year-old Phoebe Cates, who spends most of the movie running around naked. Her body is absolutely flawless, and this scene gets me hard every time I see it:

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So anyway, he wasn't really familiar with the movie and thought about it. After a moment, he comes back with "Is that the one with Willie Ames?"
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Old 03-17-2009, 12:23 PM
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ask him if he likes dicks in his mouth. that's a sure fire way to tell.
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Old 03-17-2009, 12:24 PM
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Old 03-17-2009, 06:22 PM
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Old 03-17-2009, 06:25 PM
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Fuck him in the ass. If he is already hard when you start the reach around he's gay.




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How old is this guy? I wouldn't have remembered that movie...If he doesn't remember the pool scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High then he is totally gay.
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Suck his dick, if he cums, you're both gay.
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Old 03-17-2009, 08:18 PM
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does he like coldplay? = Gay
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Old 03-17-2009, 09:51 PM
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how do you know he's gay....

does his dick taste like shit?
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My cousin just came out of the closet. Kind of shocked me a little bit at first because I never suspected. Then I started to think about it and it all made sense. First time somebody in my family has admitted to being gay
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Old 03-17-2009, 11:20 PM
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Does he have a name like "Mowin Nolan" because I am sure he fucking super gay.
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