Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
Join Date: Sep 2007
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like 16-17 at an hourly motel. Me and this chick i had met online went out a few times then decided to get drunk and get it done. She was a virgin too, I put a pillow under her ass like I knew what the fuck I was doing. But I showed my true colors when I tried to enter her but since I was on the bigger side and she had a small cookie I actually said "It doesn't fit". Yeah she was thrilled by hearing that btw. While we were doing it I remember thinking, "This hurts, why the fuck is this such a big dea........................... oh there it is".
I was 16 and so was she. We were best friends but I wanted to bang her. I made her a mix tape of a bunch of R&B songs, gave her a dozen roses, bought her a nice little gift, dimmed the lights and commenced to giving it to her for the next 6 minutes and 18 seconds.
Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Back up in your ass with the resurrection
Posts: 5,098
Credits: 22,928
I've never timed myself. But the only way I'd let the girl watch sex in the city at my place was to screw during. But god that carrie chick's face almost ruined that good thing. So I'm thinking an hourish. But when I was younger I timed myself to songs. So yeah its kind of a numbers game.