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Old 09-21-2008, 09:41 PM
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In our day and age of automotive downsizing (Smart car is all you really need) these atrocious exercises in overblown style and scale remain popular, mostly because you don't have to own one of these yourself.

The modest, normal-looking stretches of the 60s and 70s look positively primitive today and completely lost their jaw-dropping factor, so the limo companies go for the utmost SUV jugular and start outfitting tractor trailers, tanks, and the whole trains (Dr. Evils of the world seems to like blinged-out trains with nuclear missiles on board)





It is said that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder" - and if you are in the excitable, inebriated or "devil may care" mood, then beholding these super-limos should not be a problem for you. All you need is a sunroof with shrieking ladies holding champagne - and away you go into a nightclub-filled city mist



I doubt James Bond would be caught riding in some of these blinged out monstrosities (or maybe only to please his female companion). Additionally, no comment is necessary about their esthetic design value. It's not the point, really... you want marriage of form and function, then go ride in a Smart car.





British Midland Limos Ltd keeps a no-holds-barred fleet of monstrous Hummers:
Triple Axle Hummer Limo





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That 'vette limo looks effing sweet.
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This happened on the way from the church to the wedding reception









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Holy shit!! Too much electrical in that limo!
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dude, it was unreal. it started to smoke and the limo driver didn't believe us. eventually he pulled over and the smoke just started to build and build. Then the fire just fucking burst out and the hummer went up in flames.

The bride and groom got a ride the reception hall in a fire truck.
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I will settle for this limo


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i would do that to my mini if it guaranteed chicks would frolick in the pool!
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