So, while i was gone from DSF, i was driving to a friend's house for Labor Day bar-b-que.
Traffic sucked, as usual. It was parking-lot traffic, where top speeds were maybe 3 mph. I still needed to change clothes, and put on makeup, as i had just gotten off of work. So i changed in the car.
I had my shirt and bra off, and it was hot outside, so i left em off for a lil while. I was powdering my nose, when the guy in front of me slammed on his breaks, and I coasted RIGHT SMACK DAB into his car.
i have a honda, and he had a jeep, so my hood got dented by the big spare tire in the back. After the initial shock, out comes this HULKING brute of a man, slamming his door so hard the jeep shook like it was cardstock. still topless, i sit up and smile sheepishly at him. he does a double take.
Score one for atomic!
he makes a cursory glance at his car, then a long one at my chest. I consider stepping out of the car, but then decide against it, as a car full of teenage douche-type boys is now holding up what little flow there was in the lane next to me.
With a longing look at my rack, Bob the bodybuilder gets in his car and drives off, no harm, no foul.
Score two for Atomic!
I look to my right, and who do i see? A lady all prim and disapproving-like. She even shoo her finger at me! I just turned up my rock music and pretended not to see.
