My boobs do amazing things...
 

So, while i was gone from DSF, i was driving to a friend's house for Labor Day bar-b-que.

Traffic sucked, as usual. It was parking-lot traffic, where top speeds were maybe 3 mph. I still needed to change clothes, and put on makeup, as i had just gotten off of work. So i changed in the car.

I had my shirt and bra off, and it was hot outside, so i left em off for a lil while. I was powdering my nose, when the guy in front of me slammed on his breaks, and I coasted RIGHT SMACK DAB into his car.

i have a honda, and he had a jeep, so my hood got dented by the big spare tire in the back. After the initial shock, out comes this HULKING brute of a man, slamming his door so hard the jeep shook like it was cardstock. still topless, i sit up and smile sheepishly at him. he does a double take.

Score one for atomic!

he makes a cursory glance at his car, then a long one at my chest. I consider stepping out of the car, but then decide against it, as a car full of teenage douche-type boys is now holding up what little flow there was in the lane next to me.

With a longing look at my rack, Bob the bodybuilder gets in his car and drives off, no harm, no foul.

Score two for Atomic!

I look to my right, and who do i see? A lady all prim and disapproving-like. She even shoo her finger at me! I just turned up my rock music and pretended not to see.
:o

yes...yes, they do.

can you make them do amazing things here, please?

uh, havent i already?

That has got to be one for the history books.

what i think is funny is that this thread has a bunch of views and not many posts.

meaning you lurkers all though i was posting pix where you could actually see them. hahahehe! jk lol

Dear hustler............... I thought it would never happen to me but........ haha

Sick bunch of lurkers that don't realize that you don't post pics like that in the main forum. That's what the Private DSF Members section is for.
Wouldn't Playboy Letters be better? I'd rather give Hef the kudos than Flynt.

(BTW ..... Sorry I didn't think of that first)

i havent been there much either.

Not a big thing. Randal took care of that for you anyway. And might I say, you do have a lovely set of coconuts.




I think that's how the Dr. Demento song goes.

Thats pretty damn good. lol