My boobs do amazing things... - The Drunken stepFORUM - A place to discuss your worthless opinions

**~~DSF Guest 10~~** · #1 12-04-2008, 02:47 AM

So, while i was gone from DSF, i was driving to a friend's house for Labor Day bar-b-que.

Traffic sucked, as usual. It was parking-lot traffic, where top speeds were maybe 3 mph. I still needed to change clothes, and put on makeup, as i had just gotten off of work. So i changed in the car.

I had my shirt and bra off, and it was hot outside, so i left em off for a lil while. I was powdering my nose, when the guy in front of me slammed on his breaks, and I coasted RIGHT SMACK DAB into his car.

i have a honda, and he had a jeep, so my hood got dented by the big spare tire in the back. After the initial shock, out comes this HULKING brute of a man, slamming his door so hard the jeep shook like it was cardstock. still topless, i sit up and smile sheepishly at him. he does a double take.

Score one for atomic!

he makes a cursory glance at his car, then a long one at my chest. I consider stepping out of the car, but then decide against it, as a car full of teenage douche-type boys is now holding up what little flow there was in the lane next to me.

With a longing look at my rack, Bob the bodybuilder gets in his car and drives off, no harm, no foul.

Score two for Atomic!

I look to my right, and who do i see? A lady all prim and disapproving-like. She even shoo her finger at me! I just turned up my rock music and pretended not to see.

n2tattoos.lol · #2 12-04-2008, 02:51 AM

yes...yes, they do.

can you make them do amazing things here, please?

**~~DSF Guest 10~~** · #3 12-04-2008, 02:54 AM

uh, havent i already?

Mr Handlebars · #4 12-04-2008, 03:05 AM

That has got to be one for the history books.

**~~DSF Guest 10~~** · #5 12-04-2008, 03:19 AM

what i think is funny is that this thread has a bunch of views and not many posts.

meaning you lurkers all though i was posting pix where you could actually see them. hahahehe! jk lol

Trips · #6 12-04-2008, 03:22 AM

Dear hustler............... I thought it would never happen to me but........ haha

Mr Handlebars · #7 12-04-2008, 03:35 AM

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Sick bunch of lurkers that don't realize that you don't post pics like that in the main forum. That's what the Private DSF Members section is for.

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Wouldn't Playboy Letters be better? I'd rather give Hef the kudos than Flynt.

(BTW ..... Sorry I didn't think of that first)

**~~DSF Guest 10~~** · #8 12-04-2008, 04:11 AM

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i havent been there much either.

Mr Handlebars · #9 12-04-2008, 05:17 AM

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Not a big thing. Randal took care of that for you anyway. And might I say, you do have a lovely set of coconuts.

I think that's how the Dr. Demento song goes.

dikfore63 · #10 12-04-2008, 05:20 AM

Thats pretty damn good. lol