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shanemcmn
11-27-2007, 01:12 PM
I am officially addicted to this site. I have been looking at this site for about 7 hours a day for the past week on my crackberry. I went through all the archives and the forums. I now have carpal tunnel. For more that a few reasons!
Shasturbator
11-27-2007, 01:21 PM
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welcome fellow STEPaddict!
goonarms
11-27-2007, 01:39 PM
Congrats that you've made it this far!
shanemcmn
11-27-2007, 06:40 PM
Thank you very much. I appreciate it! I actually need a nap and my girlfriend to let me motorboat her. Or perhaps give her the old alabama crab dangle!
Randal Graves
11-27-2007, 07:54 PM
So is the hot pocket to have sex with and towell for cleanup? Because I would just assume you would eat the hot pocket afterwards.
shanemcmn
11-28-2007, 06:59 AM
No the whole premise of the towel and hotpocket is its like the first time your mom or anyone walks on on you punchin the pope. Your fantasy world is crashing down on you and all u can say is mom help my penis ans hand are fighting. Quick get a towel and a hotpocket. This is a battle royal that could go all night. "One man enter one man leave" thank you dave atell
annahilton
11-28-2007, 05:00 PM
you are a pervert for wondering what it feels like to have sex with a hot pocket.
shanemcmn
11-28-2007, 07:28 PM
That's crap. I never said I wanted to have sex with a HP. But if I did I'm sure I could make a movie about it and have Tara Reid star in it add a highschool atmosphere to it and sell it!
Shasturbator
11-29-2007, 04:06 PM
To have hot pocket fantasies, we welcome all here. Just be prepared to be made fun of!!! You shall forever be known as "MR HOTPOCKET"
annahilton
11-29-2007, 10:47 PM
i like shane mchotpocket
shanemcmn
11-30-2007, 06:24 AM
I prefer Dog the brownie hunter
annahilton
11-30-2007, 02:32 PM
but that has nothing to do with hot pockets!
and thus defys the whole point...
Shasturbator
11-30-2007, 02:44 PM
He who put meat in hot pocket, soon have burnt sausage
Randal Graves
11-30-2007, 09:13 PM
Hey Shane McHotPocket, What kind of hot pocket is good for hot pocket sex? Is one better than the other or is it all the same?
cr1t3n
01-22-2010, 03:06 AM
i love hot pockets!!!!!
supanuts
02-11-2010, 04:08 PM
When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"
n2tattoos.lol
02-11-2010, 09:13 PM
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you two...


http://www.dailydemotivators.com/pics/STFU_and_GTFO.jpg
supanuts
02-12-2010, 08:39 AM
Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons
Predator24
02-12-2010, 07:29 PM
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So you like to shove the balls of the guy you're going down on up his anus?

High School kids are fucking retarded these days :(
supanuts
02-13-2010, 03:41 PM
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Hey It's not me I just looked it up on urban dictionary.com

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hotpocket
Predator24
02-14-2010, 10:55 AM
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Simmer down n00b, simmer down.
Pobs
02-14-2010, 12:02 PM
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You looked it up? On the internets?


Well then it must be true!!!! :rolleyes:
Magnusrex
02-26-2010, 05:47 PM
http://lakecityquietpills.com/photo/multihost/images/51179306761607707126.jpg

mmmmm! hot pocket
el_victorino
02-28-2010, 12:07 PM
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Sadly, I have no doubt that Tara Reid's pussy closely resembles this giant scab-looking picture.
Magnusrex
03-02-2010, 02:16 PM
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that is a cross section of a ham and cheese hot pocket, i was going to us BBQ Beef hot pocket but it looked a bit icky