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Well, she's added some sideboob to her presentation repertoire. Wonder if she'll go full wardrobe malfunction next or be savvy enough to just stay with the tease
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I kinda dig my other title has stayed in your head.
Titling is my favorite part of doing all of this sometimes.
I know others call them Daisy Dukes and other others call them short shorts and other other others call them just shorts, etc., but that day butt presentation shorts felt to be the most accurate nomenclature for the attire.
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I know I'm brand new here and you seem to be the keeper of this lumbering bovine but for my very, very first post I am pleased to humbly suggest that in Ariel's case they are best described as fat presentation shorts.
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With all due respect I can't speak for everyone but it appears in my humble opinion that n00bs should be seen and not heard. Particularly sad little pencil dicks who live in mommy's basement and have never seen a tit in real life since they were out of nappies.
Get off the hate train to try to fit in and just enjoy the free tits and ass you coat tail riding, punk-ass jolly rancher of pus I spit out of my vagina on a good day.
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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I don't know, I think someone slipped a mickey into my drink and I fell face foward into someone's crotch. Can't really remember if it was at a maternity ward or a sketchy doula's house. I always thought it was party but really unsure.
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You make them pay? How cruel.
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