Great Thoughts Inspired by Beer

[BlackCrypt]

Great Thoughts Inspired by Beer

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

--Frank Zappa

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

--Ernest Hemmingway

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

--Winston Churchill

He was a wise man who invented beer.

--Plato

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

--Catherine Zandonella

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

--Benjamin Franklin

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

--David Moulton

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

--Kaiser Wilhelm

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

--Homer Simpson

I drink to make other people interesting.

--George Jean Nathan

They who drink beer will think beer.

--Washington Irving

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

--For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

--Dean Martin

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.

--Homer Simpson

[Striker]

Who needs beer when you have Lo-Carb Monster:



Yeah, I'm kinda, just a little bit, hyper right now. Been like 27 something hours with no sleep sucking those things down. And I'm about to go home for two weeks of leave.

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What do you have planned on those 2 weeks?? Sending Jesus some money? Or getting some strange Spanish poon?

On a side note, Thanks.

[Striker]

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Is that a sarcastic thanks?

My credit card is maxed right now... sorry Jesus.

Spanish poon? We'll see. We shall see indeed.

Sorry for totally hijacking the thread dude. Really man.

[Mrs.BlackCrypt]

Actually, it was definitely NOT a sarcastic thanks. I know BC's sarcasm well...lived with it for 13 years. It was a "thanks for serving" thanks. And I am gonna go out on a limb and say there was no thread hijacking!!!!

And at quick first glance, I asked myself how in the world I managed to find my "adopted" big baby brother on this forum of all places? Weird sentence I know. But you look at lot like the kid brother of my bestest friend in the world. I adopted his as my little brother, until he was bigger than me. Still kinda freaky though.

Hope you get the poon you want on leave!

[Striker]

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There is someone else out in this world that looks like me? That poor, poor guy.

[Randal Graves]

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

"Sir, you're drunk!" "Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

I drink to make other people interesting.


There is more to life than beer alone, but beer makes those other things even better.

Whiskey and Beer are a man's worst enemies... but the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!

To Beer! The Cause of, and Solution to, All Life’s Problems!

[Marie-Eve Martinez]

"LET'S GET NAKED!!" - Me, last night

[heysoose]

I miss Fat Tire, I wish I could buy it in the southeast.

[Yalvulcon]

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care to elaborate???

drinking makes the unbearable tolerable.