06-10-2008, 01:02 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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you know how I know you're gay?
OK guys, lets go, from the 40yr Old Virgin....
Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game] You're *gay* now?
David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.
post what ya got....
shasta: You know how I know you're gay?
binary: How?
shasta: Cause you blew Lucas
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06-10-2008, 01:06 PM
So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
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he told me that was a requirement for registration. dammit, I fall for that every time!
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06-10-2008, 01:08 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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yeah, but binary swallows without being asked to
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06-10-2008, 01:09 PM
So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
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duh!
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06-10-2008, 01:11 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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shasta: You know how I know you're gay?
bigmac & RB: How?
shasta: Cause you had a bro-luv fest last night
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06-10-2008, 01:13 PM
So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
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eyes were closed, not gay!
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06-10-2008, 01:14 PM
Download my thanksJester file. Or a good BJ will do nicely...
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You know how I know you're gay?
How?
'Cause of you obsession with having a male suck your dick. Just because you say it, doesn't mean it happened. Well, maybe in bigmac's case.
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06-10-2008, 01:17 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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its not really an obsession...just the constant requests from you guys
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06-10-2008, 01:20 PM
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WHOA! That's what he said
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who wouldnt blow lucas?
06-10-2008, 01:20 PM
you play Guitar Hero naked... I play REAL guitar topless!
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You know how I know you're all gay for each other?
..... *lets the thread speak for itself* ......
It's kinda cute though.
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