10 years ago the world changed. We remember those who were lost today. I, for one, don't want to relive all those memories, so I will leave it at that. College football started last week, the NFL started this week, life is good! Let's take a stroll down DSF memory lane for the last week.....
Mr. Brownfella found a new picture of Jabba the Hut. I thought that was CGI, but damn!
Cmetz has insomnia. So does half of DSF. Ever notice all the fuckers on here in the middle of the night? Degenerates all of them.....
Dr. SRD was in the house. If you ever need the recipe to sleep, talk to the Doctor. He's applied for his internet physicians license, but it will be from some Flying Spaghetti Monster Medical School or some shit like that.....as long as the prescription pad works at Walgreens, I don't care.
Madam Meow had red eyes. Evidently she doesn't remember what Ben Stein says, Visene works like a motherfucker and shit. I paraphrased, but you get the point.
Trips is not only the Honduran Jason Bourne, he is now some beltway insider as he is the guy to get shit done with government. Give me my permit or I'll choke slam your ass, bitch!
Stantz can save lives or some british derivative of saving a life. I bet it involves high tea, whatever the fuck that is.
Eccles being the omnipotent con man has a plan in place. Why did I feel I was watching a bad british version of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
Foetus offered to toss both of the tossers down a flight of stairs. I think tossers is an australian term, I don't know what the british term is so I will use Ginger.
el victorino wants us to pick out his gun and tell him where to vacation. Ok, I'll bite, but I want full power of attorney.
Megadouche (aka douchey birthday boy) wore his Calvin Klein jeans out to dinner and no bitches threw themselves on him. Not even his wife. Maybe you should have wore some CK one....that shit worked in the 90's and should work now.
Beer (aka drunk birthday boy) fixed his settings. No clue what that means, but good job!
Five Inch Taint believe those axe commercials are true. Pro Tip: when you use that shit, you smell like a prepubescent boy that needs to shower.
Maxbailey (aka international diplomat) knows the french always surrender. Something tells me there is more to the story. First wife was french perhaps?
josehl doesn't want a life, only to post and surf porn on DSF. Welcome to the club broham!
Homo Explosion was busy uploading tranny porn and calling people names. Those in glass houses shouldn't be throwing shit at other people.
TheSnake got punched in the dick by life. He met an old girlfriend who looked like a super model, now she looks like a model for Lane Bryant. Sorry dude, life is a mean motherfucker!
Bob admitted that he doesn't bring much to the table. Idea for you, start bringing shit to the table.
Jo a fan of fucking and leaving, no snuggling. I like the cut of your jib. Not sure what that shit means, but sounds nautical in nature. Satan (aka Boat Boy) may know what it means.
Fishman did a fly by. And by fly by, I mean with his dick.
Wood Dragon found some DSFers old homework. Hey do you think you have my awesome paper from 6th grade on Hydraulics? That shit was the fucking bomb!
Wood Dragon, Beer, Megadouche and wildebeast71 all had birthdays this week. Hope you fuckers had a good one.
Jay92388 (aka one marble in the sack) stopped by to show a site where chicks are at home but not fully nude. I ask, but why?
dice1883 showed off his mad creative skills. Check out the new DSF movie poster.
TheGodfather dropped Playboy's Tribute to the NFL off for all of us. Thanks GF!
On with the fuckery!