05-10-2008, 05:21 PM
*** BiggerEZ_E plz READ THIS!***
YOU are no longer BiggerEZ_e
You are now Shasturbator
Login with the NEW NAME (make sure to spell it right)
Password will be th same as what it was before.
CONGRATS!!
05-10-2008, 05:24 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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should I change my name to Smaller Shasturbator?
on second though, nevermind - it's too hard to spell...
05-10-2008, 09:22 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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Shasturbator jr.
or shastorbatee
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And all I ever really wanted to do was Play the guitar 'n bend the string like Reent-toont-teent-toont-teenooneenoonee
05-10-2008, 09:28 PM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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I thought that was someone who lets you shit on their stomach while you blow a load on their face.
05-10-2008, 09:29 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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That's pretty f'ing disgusting. Accurate, but disgusting.
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05-10-2008, 09:39 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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Holy shit that is hilarious.
I had no idea, Shastorbatee just sounded pretty funny to me.
Golden.
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05-10-2008, 10:46 PM
Moses is a nice guy.
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Congrats on the new name! I hope you like it!
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Damn, it has been a while!!
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go fuckyourself
05-11-2008, 04:55 PM
i live with my mom and have never seen a vagina
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Although I gotta say I was pulling for one of the Cheez names so I could have an older brother on the board,Shasturbator was def. one of my favorites.
Congrats on the new handle and enjoy!!!!!!!!!
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You got bad luck? If I soaked in a bathtub full of tits, I'd come up suckin' my thumb.
05-11-2008, 07:24 PM
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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Congrats BiggereasyE... it'll be funny to call you shasturbator from now on
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Go back to waxing your mini, then start on your car.
05-11-2008, 08:45 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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in order to be a shasturbator, I gotta do it, but can I take a shit first and then just jerk still sitting? Or does it have to happen at the same time?
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about a man and his horse
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