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Old 07-10-2010, 08:37 AM
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Bacon Bacon quotes
Very simple, take your favourite quotes from movies, television or history, replace words with bacon.

Apocalypse Now
"I love the smell of bacon in the morning, smells like victory."

JFK
"Ask not what your bacon can do for you, ask what you can do for your bacon!"



Braveheart
"They may take our land, but they can never take our bacon!"

Jerry Maguire
"You had me at bacon."
"SHOW ME THE BACON!"

You get the idea.
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Old 07-10-2010, 12:33 PM
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Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
 

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Old 07-10-2010, 12:59 PM
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Steve: Being called a cocksucker isn't personal?
Dalton: No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.
Steve: What if somebody calls my mama bacon?
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Old 07-10-2010, 01:04 PM
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Old 07-10-2010, 01:12 PM
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Old 07-10-2010, 01:20 PM
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Darth Vader: Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny! Join me, and together, we can rule the bacon as father and son! Come with me. It is the only way.
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Old 07-10-2010, 01:27 PM
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Old 07-10-2010, 01:41 PM
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Dean Vernon Wormer: The time has come for someone to put his bacon down. And that bacon is me.
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Old 07-10-2010, 01:53 PM
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Jules: We should have bacon for this kind of deal.
Vincent: How many up there?
Jules: Three or four.
Vincent: That's countin' our guy?
Jules: Not sure.
Vincent: So that means there could be up to five guys up there?
Jules: It's possible.
Vincent: We should have fuckin' bacon.

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing bacon.
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Ted Striker: Surely you can't be bacon.
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Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Bacon!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Bacon!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Bacon, Bacon. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Bacon.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Bacon, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?
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