Have you ever farted right as the elevator doors closed and you thought you were all alone then suddenly somebody else gets on and you wonder if they can smell it?
Haven't done that but I did let one rip at the bar Saturday night and then a few seconds later I could totally smell it, so i'm sure other people could too
never tried in the elevator, but I'm pretty sure if I did it my wife would show up. she has some kind of fart-sense or something, every time I think I'm safe she returns to say/ask/pick up/drop something and spoils the fun
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i've farted in an elevator loaded with people and i didn't give a damn if others could smell it, i even smiled when the preppy little turd boy started covering his nose.
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