What was the best vacation you have ever taken...

[jcaf41]

I searched for anything similar but only found personal vacation announcements. If there is another sorry I am a touch off my game tonight.

Anyway - describe in as much or as little detail, redacting any names to protect the innocent of course, you best vacation ever. Whether it was boys/girls weekend away, a trip with your SO, or a solo trip like mine when I spent 5 days in Amsterdam by myself. Well at least 5 days I can recall.

Let me get my shit together and tell you about 5 days that definitely kicked ass.

Best Vacation:

Amsterdam. Hands down. Was able to find the marijuana shops within 5 minutes of being there. It was the best I ever had too. Ordered a hooker out of the phone book and she was hot! Although all I could do with her was feel her boobs because they play it safe

Also went to the Ann Frank House which was hot and had my first ever trip to a wax museum. Oh yeah and smoked hash which I never heard of until then.

[gimmebeer]

Okinawa...

drank all the beer they had in the local supermarket, skinny dipping in the pool at 2am with some crazy japanese girls during a typhoon, people fell like rotten fruit from broken tree branches, saw the baywatch squad rush desperately to search for a friend's ring lost at sea, photojacked a wedding at the beach, played football (as in the proper name of soccer) inside the airplane and airport. the best part was when we made friends with the taxi driver who took us for an all night party with the locals.

[Trips]

For school/vacation: Japan

Went to learn Japanese but the best I ever got was understanding it. But those crazy bastards drink at every meal, have drinking contests and are pretty liberal. Drinking with 60 year old perverted business men and then getting passed around by the women folk like a piece of kobe beef wasn't bad at all. Saw some insane visuals, mt. fuji, tokyo with its never ending metropolis, a village set in the middle of a dead volcano so that there are mountains completely surrounding you and the greatest food. Flight to japan: 600 bucks; hooking up with a Chinese chick on your last nite that is from the same country as you halfway around the world and the retardation of that: priceless.

[ms. cellany]

2 months living in my car and traveling around Baja. Camping on the beach in a palapa with a hammock for $5/night, or just driving my car onto the beach and sleeping in the back with the hatchback up for free. Amazing snorkeling and swimming in the Sea of Cortez, warm water surfing on the Pacific side, beautiful deserts and mountains and cliffs to hike through.

[Five Inch Taint]

Last year, I went on an Alsakan cruise. I drank alot. Gambled alot. Slept alot. It was like heaven.

[Fever]

I take yearly guys-only trips to Costa Rica with a core group of four or five, and we see/pick up others along the way.
I'd say the first year was the most epic, cause we didn't know shit, had no agenda, and just went to find the waves.
We all fly in from different locales, so I ended up there the night before everone else with a backpack and board. No hotel res in advance. Cabbie takes me to the gringo Clarion in San Jose. Booked. Warned not to walk the few blocks to another, I say wtf?!? - I'm twice the size of the locals. I get two blocks and see a couple whores on the corner all made up in short skirts, one facing me and one turned the other way facing a wall. The one who sees me starts doing the pssst! pssst! thing to get my attention and as I look over, the other one turns 'her' head around and starts the same thing... with his dick in his hand (a Pred special). All I could do was bust up laughing, and gtfo of there.
That night I end up in a whorehouse above a bar with a snake show cause it's the only place to flop (). My buddies come in the next day and it only proceeded to degenerate. Some of the shit lead to divorce and near fatal injuries.
If you've never run the gauntlet @ a bar full of legal whores, you truly do not know what hot chicks here in the states go through. (avoid eye contact, and watch the ass grabs)
That's only one of many reasons we return.

[MrGoutHimself]

Took a very short vacation once to Haiti. By the time my boat got there, the rebels had given up.

Actually, it's not a vacation but we lived in the South of Spain when dad was in the Navy and I loved it there. I'm tempted often to go ex-pat and move to Chipiona or Rota.
-SRD

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[nevex]

Beaver Creek Colorado, went during the summer had a wonderful time right next to Vail had a great time.

Also Whistler in Canada was the best down hill mountain biking on the slope of one mountain and ski lift still running on the other..Food was great wonderful people all around great place.