Vote For Kayden Kross Because She Will Marry Me - The Drunken stepFORUM - A place to discuss your worthless opinions

JesusMartinez · #1 05-28-2009, 10:17 PM

Look, I realize I am the worst guy who has a forum on the internet. I never post shit but it is because I spend my days masturbating to Kayden Kross masturbating and updating the mainpage of this site. So you gotta forgive me. There's only so much computer this drunk can take.

That said, I managed to get in contact with Kayden Kross and she told me she would marry me if she won this contest and sent me the DVD box that reads "Jesus Martinez, My Future Husband".

Now you may not know this, but I've always wanted to marry a porn chick, not only do they give good head, but they also fuck other dudes on the regular so I don't have to sit at home stressing about them cheating on me, not that I ever would, but it's the only perk I could think of.

Either way, she needs 10,000 or more votes in 2 days and if she wins, our wedding will be streamed on the site for all you to join in on the porn marriage that will open me up to an entirely new and amazing life.

So please help me help you and vote for Kayden Kross....
VOTE FOR LOVE VOTE FOR KAYDEN VOTE FOR MARRIAGE

Here's a masturbation video of her in some crotchless panties, showing off her vagina that will be all mine, except for the people she has sex with at work on camera to share with the world...

Kayden Kross Crotchless Masturbation

Until I force her to quit porn, join the church and make my babies...all we need it for her to win....

So please help me live my Dreams and vote for Kayden Kross....
VOTE FOR KAYDEN KROSS

n2tattoos.lol · #2 05-28-2009, 10:20 PM

from the mouth of Jesus...so shall it be done.

DO IT BITCHES!!!

nachos1345 · #3 05-28-2009, 10:20 PM

What happened to the other bitch?

n2tattoos.lol · #4 05-28-2009, 10:21 PM

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she was a for real bitch.

nachos1345 · #5 05-28-2009, 10:23 PM

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Like this bitch isn't a for real bitch too.

JesusMartinez · #6 05-28-2009, 10:25 PM

The other girl i was promoting was Bree Olson, but she didn't want to marry me, she also didn't give me a plug on Howard Stern so I tracked down Kayden with my idea and I figure she doesn't fuck for love, she might as well get married to a hurtbag she doesn't love.

I think we can get her to the top and if we do, I will be pretty fucking impressed with this site.

We only have 4 a couple of days so I guess we need to spread the word fast and hard.

Love

Jesus

nachos1345 · #7 05-28-2009, 10:26 PM

This bitch, that bitch, I don't give a fuck, I'll vote for her.

#8 05-28-2009, 10:29 PM

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if she wins i hope you give it to her fast and hard... i wanna live vicariously thru you

n2tattoos.lol · #9 05-28-2009, 10:39 PM

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tits or gtfo?

Trips · #10 05-28-2009, 10:40 PM

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I heard the interview on 4/24. What a cunt. Apparently shes used to getting fucked she doesn't have a problem fucking others.

One condition on the voting: If you are too drunk to fulfill your husbandly duties can I retain the rights to being the 'stunt' Mexican?