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Old 07-29-2009, 07:50 PM
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Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

here are my ones so far (with some explanation)


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So i figured me talking that way (ghetto speak) kind of gave me away bcuz i never talk or txt like that.

So then i txtd some girl i made out with at a bar but never called again... she was average looking and kind of boring.


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Ok, now i move on to an ex-gf i dated for a short time.


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that's when i stopped bcuz i felt bad about it... yes, i do have a heart. It is small and shriveled but it's there...




Do it and post yours, pussies!!
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Old 07-29-2009, 07:55 PM
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Way to rip off /b/.
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Old 07-29-2009, 07:59 PM
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you know shit spreads on the interwebs faster than anything... everyone copies shit from each other... i got it from PBnation.
dunno if PBntion got it from /b/

at least i did some, faggot!
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Old 07-29-2009, 08:01 PM
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Me: Hey bitch, can I tap dat azz?
Girl: This is your mother.
Me: And?
Girl: No.
Me: Shit.
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Old 07-29-2009, 08:19 PM
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i knew nachos was going to do the mother/sister thing before i even posted this thread

i am counting on some of my DSF peeps to come thru with some real ones...
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Old 07-29-2009, 08:25 PM
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this is fun.

i am working on some more
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Old 07-29-2009, 08:25 PM
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I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.

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Thank you, thank you.
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Old 07-29-2009, 08:36 PM
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Okay, this shit is fucking funny! This is to one of the chicks at my job.


Me: Hey, how's it going?
Girl: im @ wrk
Me: So...
Girl: so what??
Me: Can I tap that ass?
Girl: ew fuck u
Me: Did I say something bad?
Girl: wtf is wrong with u perv
Me: Whoa calm down, I just wanna hit it and quit it.
Girl: ur an asshole
Me: C'mon just once.
Girl: fuck of n die
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Old 07-29-2009, 08:41 PM
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another... some girl i havent talked to in forever

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that's all and she hasn't texted back
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