Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that ass"
 

Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

here are my ones so far (with some explanation)



So i figured me talking that way (ghetto speak) kind of gave me away bcuz i never talk or txt like that.

So then i txtd some girl i made out with at a bar but never called again... she was average looking and kind of boring.



Ok, now i move on to an ex-gf i dated for a short time.



that's when i stopped bcuz i felt bad about it... yes, i do have a heart. It is small and shriveled but it's there...:o




Do it and post yours, pussies!!

Way to rip off /b/. :D

you know shit spreads on the interwebs faster than anything... everyone copies shit from each other... i got it from PBnation.
dunno if PBntion got it from /b/

at least i did some, faggot! :D

Me: Hey bitch, can I tap dat azz?
Girl: This is your mother.
Me: And?
Girl: No.
Me: Shit.

i knew nachos was going to do the mother/sister thing before i even posted this thread :D

i am counting on some of my DSF peeps to come thru with some real ones...

quality sir, absolute quality

this is fun.

i am working on some more:D

I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. :D

Thank you, thank you.

Okay, this shit is fucking funny! This is to one of the chicks at my job.


Me: Hey, how's it going?
Girl: im @ wrk
Me: So...
Girl: so what??
Me: Can I tap that ass?
Girl: ew fuck u
Me: Did I say something bad?
Girl: wtf is wrong with u perv
Me: Whoa calm down, I just wanna hit it and quit it.
Girl: ur an asshole
Me: C'mon just once.
Girl: fuck of n die

another... some girl i havent talked to in forever


that's all and she hasn't texted back