08-01-2009, 04:18 PM
Bwahaha while i was going thru my numbers i saw some names that i didnt recognize so here's what went down:
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08-31-2009, 06:05 PM
I am Cricker... You are MAMON!
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Me: So when you gonna let me tap that ass?
Her: Sheesh, you're married and have kids!
Me: ...
Her: Are you being serious?
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08-31-2009, 06:08 PM
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I love it! Chicks dig attention.
But so do I. soooooooooooo..........nevermind.
08-31-2009, 06:28 PM
you play Guitar Hero naked... I play REAL guitar topless!
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I was in a coffee shop in Berkeley the other day and there was this girl talking (really loudly) to her friend about this guy that she supposedly had spent some time with and hooked up with and she thought they had a really good connection, but hadn't talked to him for a couple weeks.
And then she was all "but yesterday, out of the blue, he sent me a text asking when he could 'tap that'!" Ha, the story continued with her thinking it wasn't him but it turned out it was and he kept asking her via text when he could "tap that." And she was obviously appalled.
And I kept wondering if it was one of you fuckers.
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08-31-2009, 07:26 PM
Dicktowel.com
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so i cant text this to my gf and have it count, right?
08-31-2009, 09:25 PM
From Twitter:
Me -So, when you gonna let me tap dat ass?
SpittinVenom - Well, see, it still all comes down to that great big lineup of guys waiting. And the guy who's at the front of the line...
SpittinVenom - He's still there. He's got a lot of apologizing to do, but he hasn't lost his place. Yet.
Ghoulpool@SpittinVenom - I'm just looking to slap it at a minimum.
SpittinVenom@Ghoulpool - You and about a hundred other guys!
09-01-2009, 04:31 AM
I know my behavior can be... *erratic* sometimes
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^^^^ big lolz at you trying it on Venom via Twitter!
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09-01-2009, 06:10 AM
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Can't stop laughing at this.
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09-01-2009, 06:31 AM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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09-01-2009, 10:10 AM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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Shit... I'm probably in trouble tonight. Had a number in my phone but it wasn't programmed to a name, so I thought I'd give it a try.
Me: Hey, got a minute?
Her: Sup?
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Tap what?
Me: That ass.
Her: I'm telling my sister!
Oops, I found my SIL's cell number at least.
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