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Thanks bro. I had a blast tonight. I am now in a city called Xuancheng. It's awesome here because I am the only white man. people look at me like I am from another planet. And if you saw it here you would think you were on another planet.
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Haven't got any stinky tofu yet, but I am sure I will soon enough. I love that shit. My friends here rolled out the red carpet, so I am having a blast. Tomorrow we go look for alligators I'm stoked. Can't wait. Got my WD Live hooked up the the TV because all they have is Chinese shows here. So I am watching Big Bang Theory. Got to get some rest soon though. Polished off a whole bottle of Baijiu and I am feeling pretty good
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
So here's a funny story, after dinner we often go to a bath house and take a incredibly hot bath and get massages. So tonight I am hanging out taking my bath when they tell me to lay down on this table. On my back mind you. i am totally naked of course. Some old dude comes in with a wash cloth and I am like wtf. So this old guy starts scrubbing me down. I'm thinking, this is weird, but wtf. He's just washing my arms and stuff so I am like ok I can deal with this. Then the guy grabs my balls and lifts them up and washes my taint. I was like whoa, and they all started laughing at me. Fortunately I got an awesome massage by a hot Chinese girl after that, so it was worth it. So I lost my gay virginity tonight. i told him he was the first guy to ever touch my balls but he had no idea what I was saying
__________________ I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god
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Originally Posted by pisceschef
Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
Hey when in Roma. Well come to think of it, I am glad this isn't Rome. My ancestors were pretty fruity. I was just thinking, i wonder if guys get wood sometimes. Now that would be really gay. Like George Costanza say's, if it moves you are gay. i am happy to say, it didn't move Not that there's anything wrong with that.
__________________ I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god
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Originally Posted by pisceschef
Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.