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TheSNakE · #1 08-02-2009, 12:25 PM

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lol so where do you want me to send it?
BTW: You think garlic stinks? You should try stinky tofu. It's delicious but could smell up a whole room like a dead cat. fuckin awesome.

TheSNakE · #2 08-26-2010, 07:35 PM

This hike kicked my ass. This section of the great wall was built in the early 1500's. Much of it has been rebuilt, but most of the original construction still remains. I'll post some more when i get a chance. I am off to Nanjing in a few hours.

maxbailey · #3 08-27-2010, 04:39 AM

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Awesome pic. Take care buddy, and have fun.

TheSNakE · #4 08-27-2010, 09:26 AM

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Thanks bro. I had a blast tonight. I am now in a city called Xuancheng. It's awesome here because I am the only white man. people look at me like I am from another planet. And if you saw it here you would think you were on another planet.

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Haven't got any stinky tofu yet, but I am sure I will soon enough. I love that shit. My friends here rolled out the red carpet, so I am having a blast. Tomorrow we go look for alligators

I'm stoked. Can't wait. Got my WD Live hooked up the the TV because all they have is Chinese shows here. So I am watching Big Bang Theory. Got to get some rest soon though. Polished off a whole bottle of Baijiu and I am feeling pretty good

TheSNakE · #5 08-27-2010, 10:48 AM

So here's a funny story, after dinner we often go to a bath house and take a incredibly hot bath and get massages. So tonight I am hanging out taking my bath when they tell me to lay down on this table. On my back mind you. i am totally naked of course. Some old dude comes in with a wash cloth and I am like wtf. So this old guy starts scrubbing me down. I'm thinking, this is weird, but wtf. He's just washing my arms and stuff so I am like ok I can deal with this. Then the guy grabs my balls and lifts them up and washes my taint. I was like whoa, and they all started laughing at me. Fortunately I got an awesome massage by a hot Chinese girl after that, so it was worth it. So I lost my gay virginity tonight. i told him he was the first guy to ever touch my balls but he had no idea what I was saying

#6 08-27-2010, 10:58 AM

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you seem awfully chipper today!

maxbailey · #7 08-27-2010, 11:25 AM

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Epic. Big fucking lols...

TheSNakE · #8 08-27-2010, 11:34 AM

Hey when in Roma. Well come to think of it, I am glad this isn't Rome. My ancestors were pretty fruity. I was just thinking, i wonder if guys get wood sometimes. Now that would be really gay. Like George Costanza say's, if it moves you are gay. i am happy to say, it didn't move

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

mr.brownfella · #9 08-26-2010, 09:08 PM

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really, you eat stinky tofu? Go for you!! Your a more adventurous than me.... And I haven eaten 1,000 year old eggs!