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View Poll Results: How DO you "break up" with a "Real Doll?"
1. You don't, they're forever. 17 26.56%
2. Post an ad on Craigslist and find them a new home. 14 21.88%
3. A very good question that potential buyers should consider. 2 3.13%
4. If you own a real doll, kill yourself instead. 23 35.94%
5. Other (explain) 8 12.50%
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Old 09-21-2008, 01:33 PM
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1. You don't, they're forever.



2. Post an ad on Craigslist and find them a new home.



3. A very good question that potential buyers should consider.



4. If you own a real doll, kill yourself instead.



5. Other (Explain)
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Old 09-21-2008, 01:39 PM
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As much as those fuckers cost, they're the new family heirloom dammit! A tradition passed from father to son...after a through cleaning and sanitizing of course
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Old 09-21-2008, 02:02 PM
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HAHA yeah put it in the will and hand it down for generations
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Old 09-21-2008, 02:28 PM
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5. Other (explain)

Douse the both of you with gas, and strike a match
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Old 09-21-2008, 02:44 PM
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Pass it on to you son, with dry father scum cum and all those years of sexually transmitted virus's built up on it too. After all its only fair you keep it in the family. They might become an antique and if they don't that virus might mature and grow into some bizarre creature or give you a super-power.
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Old 09-21-2008, 05:18 PM
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I voted for Craig's List, but I've seen some really out-there shit there so I guess it wouldn't shock me. A better choice might've been The PennySaver.

Real Doll-2006 asian many outfit dressed for train grope missing some teeth orifaces slightly worn. 240-666-1313 if my mom answers hang up
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Old 09-21-2008, 06:02 PM
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ew. gross

but seriously i thinks it's sad that a lonely older man has to have a doll
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Take her to a frat party and charge the guys $10 to fuck some bitch in your room that passed out.
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Got my Vote!!

but $20 for the high school kids that crashed the party..
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I dont think there is a "good way" to break up with one of those dolls. As if its not disturbing enough that you have one, getting rid of it is worse. You cant sell it, thats for sure. Throwing it in some random dumpster would raise suspicion. Cutting it up in small pieces is just fucking nuts. Light it on fire? Is there some kind of return policy? Can it be recycled?
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