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Trips · #16 08-10-2010, 10:59 AM

ROFL I've actually met this guy. Btw, this exactly why I hate this industry.

Bong O. Boi · #17 08-13-2010, 08:56 AM

What a sweetheart of a guy. It was a different era then.

My dad worked for the local distributor of one of the major oil companies. As a little kid I hung out at the "plant", as it was called, quite a bit. Big roomy property with lots of room for bike riding and such. My dad's boss had this office just off of the main reception room. Little tiny cramped space with a small b&w tv and college athletics booster plaques all over. This guy, when he wasn't out having coffee with his cronies, sat in this little space, feet propped up on the desk, watching game shows or reading Playboy, Penthouse and eventually Hustler. He'd call me in and show me some especially huge tits or especially flappy cunt lips (in the Hustler era) and just laugh as loud as a foghorn. Looking back, you'd think he was grooming me or something, but if he ever diddled me, I've managed to repress it. But for me, he's what I grew up thinking "the boss did". A whole bunch of nothing, but trying to have fun, and keep everyone having fun, while doing it. The real world was a bit different. Probably one of the reasons I'm the bitter old prick that I am now.

If you don't like it, pick up your check.

Zakko · #18 08-13-2010, 09:32 AM

I personally have zero problems with anything here except this:

I don't want to ruin it by saying hello to all you sons-of-bitches.

That's the only thing over the line, IMO.

Trips · #19 08-13-2010, 10:48 AM

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Oil field trash at its finest. I was maybe 11 when this guy that my dad was supervising, but worked for a different company would do the same thing. He'd show me epic tits and I'd look away, because my dad would beat my ass, then say "FUCK YOUR DAD BWAHAHAHAHAHAH". I thought he was a cool guy at the time.

Then I found out he was Canadian.

MrGoutHimself · #20 08-13-2010, 02:46 PM

This shit is awesome, between January 12 and June he went from having someone cooking food in the kitchen to saying "I took your food, spill coffee on my rugs again bitches!" Hilarious.