1. There is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. Because the answer is always either S*x, cars or sports. If we have to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.
2. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have S*x with her Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. (this one is tricky!)
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RIP Joe "The Snake"
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Originally Posted by TheSNakE
That settles it. Pancakes for breakfast it is
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... On with the shenanigans.
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