China bridge jumper 'gets a push'

[Fever]

I fuckin' love this story.

As a 6'5, 250 lb gringo, I've never felt too close to my asian brothers (kinda a like Gulliver's travels when I'm in the room full of 'em) , but this story and the one about hanging the criminal corporate execs brings me closer to 'em. I still say screw most the other stuff (communism, congestion, etc.), but guys like this shover give me hope in mankind.
It's some emo/goth crybaby shit when you gotta make a display and then never go through with killin' yourself. If you wanna make a statement, go ahead and jump before they get the airbed out. Otherwise make a hole in the woods like that other guy did and keep it clean.