A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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Just wait until you pass out drunk and wake up with the shasta fist...right N2? that has happened to you what??? a dozen times already?
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why the fuck would you want to fuck a chick that is passed out anyway? I don't understand the joy in that...to much work for me I guess. I like the participation of the opposite sex in my sexual enjoyment...
Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
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I've molested a drunk before and I think everyone else that says different is a hypocrite.
The drunk happened to be myself but I think it still counts.
Seriously though, first three some I had I brought a drunk friend back to the house and put her in bed with my gf and I cause I didn't have anywhere else to put her besides the cold floor. I'm trying to sleep and the ex gf is just straight up molesting said drunk friend. I did not touch that woman cause I have a moral problem fucking with drunk people. I kept trying to keep the ex away from here cause I could just imagine the charges that a 6'1 250lbs ex strongman raped a drunk girl. I love sex, but not that much.
I was once molested by a clown at a birthday party, I thought it was wrong til he started making balloon animals for me and thought it was an even trade off!
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Last edited by Carlos Spicy Wiener : 10-30-2008 at 08:42 PM.
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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Once, but only by accident. I was making out with a girl at a college party, who was even hammered than I was. Halfway through she started to fall asleep/pass out. At first I thought she was just being submissive, but when I began to notice cool drool gathering on my cheek and ear, I realized she was out like a light.
I had already put my hand up under her shirt--she wasn't wearing a bra. I kept it there for a minute. But I eventually just rolled her over onto her side so she wouldn't die from choking on her own vomit, and stumbled home.
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I think I was once accused of molesting a chick a drunk chick by accident.
I was taking shots and started making out with this chick at a party. We ended up in a bedroom making out. As my fingers were reaching home she leaned over the bead and stated to puke. At that point I was done so I went got her friend to hold her hair. Then I was wasted later and wanted to go to sleep. I found a bedroom and went in to pass out. It turns out that was the same bedroom the passed out chick was still in. I was just looking for a bed, but her bitch friend started yelling at me that I was trying to molest her while I was trying to pass out in the bed.
Fuck it though, I ended up hooking up with drunk bitch's best friend on the couch.