10-20-2011, 12:15 PM
Happy Birthday! Hope you get some action!
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10-20-2011, 02:24 PM
You can find me hiding my face in bush, lady bush that is.
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Happy birthday dude!
10-20-2011, 02:30 PM
The price is wrong...BITCH!
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Happy B-day taint!
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I'ld hit it.
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I'ld suck it.
10-20-2011, 03:10 PM
DSF is how I roll, bitches !!
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Hey man... I agree with MadamMeow...
Happy Birthday, bro...
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Whores request, I deliver!!!
Miss you, Joe. . . R.I.P. my friend!!!
10-20-2011, 03:15 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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Happy birthday taint.
10-20-2011, 07:51 PM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Happy Birthday.
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10-20-2011, 09:04 PM
Hope you're gettin fuckin stone-ass drunk right now... Or at least having some nice cake with the fam.
10-21-2011, 01:16 AM
My goal is to live forever. So far so good!
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That settles it. Pancakes for breakfast it is
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... On with the shenanigans.
10-21-2011, 08:39 PM
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Thanks for the birthday wishes. Im going to go get drunk now.
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10-21-2011, 08:40 PM
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If I could only lick my own taint....
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