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**~~DSF Guest 7~~** · #**101** 01-06-2009, 03:20 AM

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Actually, it will eventually. When they hit 30.

Expletive · #**102** 01-06-2009, 03:30 AM

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wow, that long? To be honest, I've always been partial to older women, which usually means, one won't find them in a club, maybe a bar, but certainly not a club. Though younger women are okay, at least from what I've gleamed, I think a woman my age or older would be the best.

velvet_skin · #**103** 01-06-2009, 03:31 AM

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lol.. u don't share ur wanking performances right away.
if u openly talk to a chick about sex and she's into stuff, then hell..wow her

there are things you just can't talk about on a first date in real life.

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oh..i knew aging had it's benefits.
*honey, if u reading this...see... i will get better with time

love yea*

Expletive · #**104** 01-06-2009, 03:40 AM

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indeed

georgetenfour · #**105** 01-06-2009, 08:11 AM

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ok see.. i guess scare tactics don't work well, but when we're desperate, it just seems pathetic. you know how you talk on this here forum? like, you just SAY shit without angling it to sound cool? you basically HAVE to do that to find a girl worth your time. you're not going to be able to keep up an ACT 24/7 or even just every time she calls. you just take the way you are in here and drop it on a bunch of ladies, and it'll stick to SOMEONE. the trick to not being desperate is to be comfortable saying whats on your mind.

this is starting to seem like an epic troll though, cause really if it isn't, it's fucking up my mind that a dude like you doesn't already have a little lady.

georgetenfour · #**106** 01-06-2009, 08:15 AM

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hell the hell no. not if they want to fuck you. do you get turned off hearing about chicks masturbating? it's just when and how you tell them. you'll be fine. if you haven't been servicing them regularly, they might get mad you're wasting boners on your hand instead of them, but the only way they're grossed out is if you're a designated dinner buyer.

like velvet said, don't walk up to that uber hot librarian and tell her you rubbed one out thinking about her the day before. or maybe DO, it could be a whole undiscovered angle, just only try it on your second choice of two uber hot librarians instead of risking the main uber hot librarian.

but the confident man has no fear, and the confident man gets his freak on.

georgetenfour · #**107** 01-06-2009, 08:23 AM

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carmen electra is now approaching the cougar category. she is closer to 40 than thirty now, yet still has many years left to provide boners.

there is nothing wrong with older chicks, i know a couple people in age gap relationships that are perfectly happy. just don't get into it cause you're looking for a proxy mom.

velvet_skin · #**108** 01-06-2009, 08:26 AM

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lol..don't forget that in real life u don't have a chance to backspace and rephrase until the words sound right

when you're insecure about what you want for urself it's easy to blurb out the wrong stuff or leave room for misinterpretations.

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precisely

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uber hot librarian?! with glasses and unbuttoned sweater. and a skirt so short it would make the books blush?
yea... must try that.

thermos · #**109** 01-06-2009, 08:28 AM

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And to think, I wasted a good 20 minutes of my life yesterday.....re-evaluating my pathetic usage of salacious words because of you.

And here you are, dropping zen-like quotes like a retarded, perverted Taoist. Is that uber-ironic?

georgetenfour · #**110** 01-06-2009, 08:30 AM

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i took it to mean i got a good night's sleep. sunshiney morning, all that.

this is day two of you getting up with a toothache. take a hug and kiss from me with you all day, while you draw up blueprints on how to get your revenge.