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Old 01-18-2011, 10:15 PM
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To all of yous who'd ask, no I'm not

using Drunkenstepfather to write this

bit, nor am I using an actual Word

processor; that'd be cheating. I'm

using a text editor, and for yous lots

that don't know what that means; I'm

using notepad; Don't feel bad though, I

just got the fucking difference myself

but three four years ago; maybe if I

used the internets for more than porn,

I'd learn a lot of things; and I've been

using the inter webs for fourteen years

now, so you'd think I'd be a bit hipper

to shit by now.


Skeletons is a Scottish production

written and directed by Kevin Whitfield,

and like so many other movies I liked, I

find the thing to be indescribable. But

here goes; it's witty, and incredibly

original, and funny, and cool, and

brilliant, and so very sweet. And

that's about all I can say about

Skeletons. I loved it because it was

very, very good, brilliantly acted,

awesomely shot, incredibly witty, and

because of such a brilliant film, Ican't

wait to move to the Fatherland, aka the

U.K. to have me a little cottage on a

knoll some where and have ten point six

kids with a cockney talking lass who has

crooked stained teeth---paradise.


True Grit stars tracy Lords, Dick

Cheney and your fucking whore of a

mother.

The Warchowski's out did themselves

with this one, even the faggot brother

who isn't necessarily a faggot anymore

but is closer to a THE GAY becoming an

ambiguous thing called a shemale, which

isn't necessarily a man or woman if they

look feminine enough :P, if they still

look mannish then they're THE GAY, but

if not it's okay, I guess. But for

goodness sake, and always remember

kids, letting a shemale fuck you in the

ass, or sucking a shemale's penis will

make you THE GAY, but if they suck you

off, and you shank their bottom then it

isn't, I guess. I also guess you've

sucked your dad's penis as a child, so

let's continue yous faggots.

True Grit is the movie that will give

that guy from Tron and Tron Legacy an

academy award, though I doubt it, since

they'll most likely award it to a

faggot, which is sad because they're

always snubbing THE GAY and the jews,

but they give it to fags and African

skinned people, fucking unfair

hollywood, fucking unfair.

Jonah Hex and THE DUDE out did

themselves and so did Jason Bourne and

the fourteen year old who lost her arm

due to snake bite. When I get some more

money, I'll send a few dimes to both

studios for a tour de force.

Save stargate Universe, please Save

stargate universe, download it, buy the

dvd for season 2 when it's released,

don't buy the first season DVD because

though I hate everyone, I wouldn't put

my worst enemy through that shit.

Season 2 is infinitely better, and

surpassed my expectations.

Fuck me that came out wrong, but I'm so fucking fat and lazy, I can't fix it. What should I do?
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