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Old 06-03-2008, 06:21 PM
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Default Shitty Vegetarian Lovers and Other Deal-breakers for Guys...

Just wanted to share a funny story about leaving a girl hanging and see if any other guys have pulled the plug on a girl before for a more petty reason (Girls can answer, but Im sure every girl here has about 50 stories like this and are def pickier then guys).

In college I am at a party and a girl friend of mine shows up with some friends from home. Immediately one chick catches my eye. Actually her tits catch my eye because she def isnt wearing a bra and that is a major turn-on for me. I play it cool, but a little later we end up at the same table playing drinking games. We totally start digging on each other and when we end up back at the dorms, she comes to my dorm instead of her friends, much to the friends chagrin.

To my tough luck, the girl's friend shows up and crashes in my roommates top bunk. No problem, I will just keep talking to this girl and putting my amazing charm on her. We keep talking and for the first time in my life I hide my dorkiness and she is def digging me more, even though the booze is wearing off. Meanwhile, a trashy tattoo was exposed and the fact that she pizza delivery chick comes to light, but being a guy my penis doesnt have standards.

The friend above us passes out, and me and this chick start fooling around. We are making out, groping, all that fun and awkward stuff. At what I think is the perfect time, I slide my hand into her underwear and start my magic. I wasnt having sex at this time, so I was VERY good with my hands. Except for with this chick. There is nothing going on down there! No prob, Im a cocky man, I can get any chick going. I go back to just making out with some boob rubbing, extra sexy kissing, some hair pulling.

Slowly my hand slides down again to check the dipstick, and Ill be damned, that shit is bone dry again!!!! This chick's shit is busted!! I must have gotten a weird look on my face because she then said apologetically, "I just stopped being a vegetarian after many years and it messed up my body. There is always other stuff we can do....."

To this day, I am not sure what she was hinting at, because I didnt even bother to discuss this further. Im not lickin some messed up vagina or sure as hell not popping my cherry with in the Sahara. As politely as I could muster, I said, "No thank you, Im good." I then rolled over, and went to sleep.

To make matters worse, the room was hot, and along with the body heat generated by two drunks sleeping in one of those skinny twin dorm beds, I ended up waking up soaking wet from sweat. She wasnt too happy to wake up to that in the morning, and along with getting blown off the night before, she left with the quickness.

Well, thats my story. Haha a little long but hopefully worth the read. Despite being a virgin for a good chunk of college, I somehow managed to get some good stories along the way. Just wanted to see if any of the guys here have turned down getting some and how bad it had to be to do it.
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Old 06-03-2008, 08:35 PM
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Default You told her....

I probably still would have hit it...dry or not. But, it is a fantastic story.
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Old 06-03-2008, 08:50 PM
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Chow that box buddy and that story would have had a happy ending.
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Never date a vegitarian though unless you are one yourself. It sucks.
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Old 06-05-2008, 09:44 AM
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I have dated a male vegetarian and didn't notice anything different...

Does it make the female anatomy smell/taste different?

I always thought eating meat (although i love a good steak) made you stinkier.
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Old 06-05-2008, 07:25 PM
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She was probably a post op tranny. I still would have fucked her even if had to use butter as lube.
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damn straight mate, ive taken on the mantra of any holes a goal, that bitch should have been slammed
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This is hilarious.

As Ali G would say: "Loose hippy bitches."
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Old 06-10-2008, 09:57 PM
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You totally should've just gotten some lubriderm, and played ball. You fail. :
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Old 06-11-2008, 02:28 PM
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Dude - spit it and hit it!
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