Trade off for anal sex

[tropicool]

Once someone has shoved a table leg up your ass, could anything ever be the same again? You could never win a fight again...EVER. You could never leave her ever. Couldn't you just see some chick giving you this "If you ever cheat on me or leave me I'm telling your mom you let me shove a table leg up your ass?"

I'm intrigued though. Did he turn the table over and mount it or was it one of those screw off table legs? Cold you EVER eat dinner at that table again. "Honey, this steak is a little over cooked" She replies "oh yeah, well how about we unscrew you favorite leg down there and let me shove it AND your over cooked steak up your ass!"

However, if my girl wanted to fuck me in the ass so I could return the favor, sure why not, it's not like she has a beard. It has to be one of those tiny little dildos though, not some giiant horse cock dildo or something. And definitely NO TABLE LEGS!