12-30-2009, 08:35 PM
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Holiday Horror Stories
I am totally jacking this from gawker, but I bet the DSF'ers will have some awesome stories and will make this worthy of its own thread.
Anyone have any holiday horror stories?
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12-30-2009, 09:00 PM
cmetz: (v) - To not just fuck shit up, but fuck it into oblivion!
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i got a DWI on halloween and spent my birfday in jail
not extremely shitty but def sucked balls
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12-30-2009, 09:46 PM
I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
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I hung out with in-laws for two days straight...
wouldn't be that bad if I didn't believe in god and they are so far to the catholic right wing they're giving themselves reach arounds.
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I'd lick Taylor Swift's butthole, what of it?
12-30-2009, 09:57 PM
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hahahahha- catholics suck!
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12-30-2009, 09:58 PM
I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
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I was told by my father in-law I had to get a second marriage to his daughter because god didnt show up to my first one
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I'd lick Taylor Swift's butthole, what of it?
12-30-2009, 10:01 PM
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lmao, took me by surprise reading that! i would've told him "well your daughter likes it in the ass"
fuckin catholics! have to laugh at their bullshit!
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12-30-2009, 10:05 PM
I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
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Problem 2...
She doesnt like it in the ass
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BACON!
I'd lick Taylor Swift's butthole, what of it?
12-30-2009, 10:07 PM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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Fact:
All women like it in the ass. Some just don't know it yet.
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12-30-2009, 10:09 PM
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so very true! just have to slip it in by accident with lots of lube and she will be beggin for it
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12-30-2009, 10:15 PM
Randy Blythe wishes he could sniff my panties
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Step 1: wack her over the head
Step 2: Lube her ass up.
Step 3: go to town,
If she wakes up at all have something close by to knock her back out with
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