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I guess it depends on who you're masturbating. If it's sailors at the rest stop, you're probably never too old because the wall around the glory hole will hide your face (remember, though, to use moisturizer on your hands).
Oh, wait, you meant yourself.
Beat it until they bury you. And to be safe, pick out your funeral suit and make sure there's a hole in the pocket just in case.