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Say "fuck it", i'll deal with people staring at her strange behavior
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39.16%
Just keep her at home and have a sex slave
35
21.08%
There's no possible way i could deal with that shit no matter how cute she is
10
6.02%
I'll give it a try but i can't promise a happy ending
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33.73%
06-25-2008, 04:13 PM
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
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She's hot but there's a catch...
So this girl has Tourette's syndrome. Here is a definition if you are unfamiliar.
"Tourette's was once considered a rare and bizarre syndrome, most often associated with the exclamation of obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks with the more common tics of eye blinking, coughing, throat clearing, sniffing, and facial movements"
So considering that this girl is pretty and has a great personality.... the only catch is she has these major "tics" where she will blurt out words and grunts in public.
DO YOU....
Say "fuck it", i'll deal with people staring at her strange behavior
Just keep her at home and have a sex slave
There's no possible way i could deal with that shit no matter how cute she is
I'll give it a try but i can't promise a happy ending
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Do tha stanky leg!!
06-25-2008, 04:32 PM
I'll bust a nut on a girl's tramp stamp...now it's a Scamp stamp!
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option 5
I think there needs to be one more item
5. The big fuckin rock on her finger is more of a deterrent.
Because uh, obviously if you're just fuckin her you don't care what she does in public with her husband.
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06-25-2008, 05:42 PM
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hahaha
ok, considering that
1. You will never meet this girl in real life
and
2. She doesn't really have Tourette's
it is safe to say that you can, for the sake of the poll, pretend that she is not married.
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Do tha stanky leg!!
06-25-2008, 07:04 PM
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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I say rock on !
she is hot
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06-26-2008, 05:44 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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to be honest, i would love to date a broad like her, ive got my faults so i wouldn't judge hers, show the the honey
06-26-2008, 10:17 AM
....raw doggin' it since 1980!
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Man, I likely lash out worse than she ever will. Never called it tourette's, just being Irish.
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06-26-2008, 10:57 AM
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I think it would be a BLAST going out in public....she has an outburst...just look back at the first person who stares and say.."yeah she's talkin to you motherfucker" man that would be so much fun....
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06-26-2008, 11:10 AM
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
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One of the funniest South Parks was when Cartman pretended to have turrets,
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06-26-2008, 01:47 PM
i live with my mom and have never seen a vagina
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She's to hot to pass up turrets or not
Might make for interesting bedroom antics?
06-26-2008, 02:43 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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i think it'd be a damn good time...
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I know! Doubledip is such a cutie! He looks like a big teddy bear. I just wanna give him a big hug!
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He is absolutely adorable....
I agree with you
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I'll third that- way adorable. I told him months ago he's totally my type.
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