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Point proven. I was funning with you. Being sarcastic. I seriously doubt that you literally had kittens. But the fact that there is no humor to be found in this is what makes it hilarious. I mean, you can't make up the outrage that some on that side of aisle had because she dared say his middle name. Think about it for just a second. Isn't it a tad ludicrous that you apparently get uncomfortable that some on the other side of the aisle used his middle name. He's not Voldemore, for fuck's sake. It's fucking absurd.
I would never in a million years throw out a "love it or leave it" attitude. To anyone. Unless I was funning with them, but this is not a time for humor, obviously. And I think you'd have to look fairly hard for a Conservative leader and/ or mouthpiece in 2009 who said that. That pretty much died out with Nixon. Comically enough, it was great Leftist thinkers such as Alec Baldwin and that greasy Jeanine Wheteverhernameis that came up with the "I'm running away to Canada if an election doesn't go my way". Which was just as absurd as "love it or leave it". Actually more absurd, because losing a bunch of mid- level celebreties wouldn't reall affect society all that much. Although, I've really developed a liking for Jack Donaghy character on 30 Rock. But seriously, how has American Cinema survived without Roman Polanski all these years?
It's funny that you're going to the debate ending "Fuck this" while at the same time accusing me of debating unreasonably. Dude, we haven't been debating. I have no illusions that I'm going to change your mind, or vice versa. I'm throwing my opinions out, but I can really only take this so seriously. Like I said, I'm a wide eyed optimist as far as politics goes, but I'm also realistic. Plus I'm a bit of a cutup, and I post mostly for my own entertainment. Well, my gf and a guy at work read my stuff, so I want to entertain them too. And if folks here think I'm entertaining, that's sausage gravy, brotherman. I'm passionate about a lot of stuff, but that doesn't mean I can't attempt to be funny. I actually think the most passionate I am about something, the more humor I'm able to find in it.
I apologize if I pissed you off, chef. It really wasn't my intention. I always kind of think of dsf as a bit of a mokey cage. Sure, we'll throw feces at each other most of the time, but I think we're more than happy to groom each other at the end of the day. There's a certain weird comraderie on this board that i don't see on the few other discusion boards I'm on. So, dude, if I pissed you off, I'm sorry.
I love you guys. I'm tearing up here. But not in an uncomfortable homo way.
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A gal came to work toniight with a shirt that had Barry on it, that said "Obama Yo Mama". I thought it was cute in a retro kinda way. Now, I would giggle like a retard at the same shirt saying "Show Obama Your Tits".
Just for fun, I'll throw some meat in the cage. What do we think of theObama/ Joker pic? Discuss. I'll start. It looks like the posters of Reagan on telephone poles in the 80's in certain areas of metro Seattle. They just have that feel to them.
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haha I'm the same way, sometimes people say I sound like an old man. When a bunch of cunts wanted to start some shit with us, I got them to back down and called them a bunch of jerks. A firefighter bought an E-cig from me today and when he got excited while trying it I said 'bully'.
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That's a classic old timer saying. Yeeheehee. I spit my drink out when I read that.
I'm just falling in love with the word "cunt". Between my last year and a half venture into BDSM and my impending reverse nuptuals, pretty much every woman in my life (except three) is a cunt. "What's that stupid cunt up to?" comes up pretty much daily. Why am I getting a divorce again?
My crony at work (and here) were talking to a coworker and we both popped up with something old timey. I can't remember. Maybe it was calling a girl a "skirt" or a "dame". Or saying I'd been feeling "melancholy". Some such fuckery. And the coworker was like "who the fuck talks like that?". And neither of us knew. It's become almost second nature.
I'm going to be looking for an oppurtunity to use "bully!" tomorrow.
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I call women 'broads' from time to time. My use of cunt is reserved for men pretty much exclusively. Except for the time when I called the cunts jerks, the person that started the whole disturbance was a broad. She tried to pick a fight with a group of guys, my mouth was agape and felt bamboozled. The nerve of that broad!