New York City Taco: When you are eating a girl our and you barf in her vagina.
The Omelet: When you cum on a girl's ear and the fold her ear over.
Mississippi Steamer: While fucking a girl doggystyle, and chewing tobacco, spit the chew on her back then cum in that same spot. Mix it together with your dick then put it back inside her.
Beetle Clip: While fingering a girl you also finger her ass and try to touch your fingers together.
Six Pack: while performing the beetle clip, try picking the girl up.
The Spiderman: While fucking a girl doggystyle, cum in your hand, tap her on the shoulder. When she turns around throw your cum in her face.
Rusty Trombone: Stand over a girl, while she eats your ass and jerks you off from behind.
Rear Admiral: Is a game, in which you arrange furniture around a room to create an obstacle course. Then while fucking doggystyle, and not using your arms, direct the girl around the furniture by only using your thrusts.
Putting the dog in the bathtub: When you try to put your nuts in your partners asshole. Its called this because the only thing harder, is trying to get your dog in the bathtub.
Space Docking: When a girl tries to shit in another girl's vagina.
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Lucky Pierre -
A man, having sex with two other men, who is simultaneously penetrating one man anally while being penetrated anally by the other. He is "lucky" because he is the only one of the three to enjoy both sex acts simultaneously.
Roy was happy, he got to be Lucky Pierre last night and it meant double the pleasure for him
scissor fight -
When two women press their vaginas together by intertwining their legs; tribadism.
While doing a girl doggiestyle, as you are about to finish spit on her back and then get her to turn around. When she does you cum in her face and yell "TaaaaDaaaa" or any other magical phrase.
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the dirty sanchez (aka a Stinky Hitler) when you are fucking a girl in the ass and pull out and give her a poop mustache across the upper lip.
another personal favorite is the hoover, where you are fucking a girl doggy on the carpet and when the guy is about to finish he grabs her two arms and pins them to her hips so her face hits the floor and he pushes her around like a vacuum- vrrrrrrrrrrrooooommmmmm rugburn
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