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Old 05-28-2008, 03:56 PM
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i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
 

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I was in a similiar situation right after high school. I dated this girl for a year, knowing she was a virgin and never pushing it. Hell, we did about everything else so I got off plenty. She decided she wanted to do it about the same time I decided I was ready to break up with her. It's hard to hold back when a chick has you by the rod and is begging to be fucked, but I managed to hold out.

I think it was the one time in my life I did the stand up thing.
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:28 AM
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paris gave me herpes
 

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Absolutely!!!
I broke up with a Guy because one can't churn butter with a toothpick!!!!
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:34 AM
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I guess it depends. If said person is a virgin or a recently deflowered, then it may take some time to train them. Get them feeling comfortable with their body and your body and getting things in sync. If the mofo thinks he's king shit and is one of those two pumps and then he's lighting a cigarette with one foot out the door going, "that was great baby" then I'd say it'd be grounds to kick him to the curb.
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Old 06-20-2008, 01:26 AM
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you play Guitar Hero naked... I play REAL guitar topless!
 

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No, but I totally should have. I know better now.
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:45 AM
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Yeah I have one of the model/dancer types. I would hang out with her at a club and guys would say "damn look at her move on the dance floor bet she can fuck". They had no idea, she would just lay there, no oral no nothing wouldn't even grind. Lazy bitch. Makes me angry just thinking about it. lol
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:45 PM
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No ORAL?? ...She gots to go!
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Old 06-27-2008, 05:08 AM
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too bad that Hard drive got fried or I'd post pics of that chick. I'm not bitter at all
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Old 07-04-2008, 11:32 AM
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is that how you said it to him? thats funny
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Old 07-10-2008, 07:51 PM
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I have. Padded bra was misleading but I played through it despite wanting to pull the plug. Couldn't get over the fact that fucking a potato sack would've been more fun.
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Old 07-19-2008, 01:59 AM
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I broke up with a girl because she kept scraping her teeth on my dick. I called her the human rake.

I've also broken up with a girl because she had hairy nipples and broke up with one girl because her pussy smelled awful.
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