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Old 12-25-2008, 09:59 PM
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When the x and I were swinging, she walked in on me banging this redhead. She came up behind me and did what we called "the ring thing". She'd circle her thumb and index finger around the tool of oppression and squeeze as I was fucking the girl. it makes for a cool sensation. Eventually she starts slipping fingers into the girl alongside the tool of opppression. Very cool feeling having her fingers skinning along the underside of Mr. Happy. She eventually worked her whole hand in, and wrapped it around the tool of oppression, essentially giving me a handjob inside the other girl's woohoo. Very cool. The girl was a bit of a size queen and really was grooving on it.

Now, I was really not doing anything kinky. I was just fucking. The kinky thing I did was to not drop a nut in this poor girl. I had to share this thing that I thought was reserved for German porn with my wife swapping confederates. So, like some sort of demented scientist, I climb off her, tell them I'll be right back, and went down to the living room to announce what was going on, and maybe some of the other chaps should experience it for themselves.

OK, after reading this, my actions might not have been so kinky. But I love sharing the freakshow aspect.

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Old 12-26-2008, 12:34 AM
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The tool of oppression? Lol...nice.
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Old 12-26-2008, 01:16 AM
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Old 12-26-2008, 03:48 AM
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This sounds like something for the fisting thread...
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Old 12-27-2008, 12:03 AM
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May be going to hell for doing this, then posting it, but fuck it. Several years ago I was running the powerpoint at the Sunday night service at my folks church. I had already been messing around with a girl from the church for a year or two, so when she came up to hang out while I clicked a mouse, I started thinking of devient shit. Needless to say, I got sucked off at church during a service I was helping present. Stone me if you must. I've already gotten stoned once today.
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Old 12-31-2008, 12:32 PM
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The kinkiest thing I've ever done was have phone sex and actually hearing the girls orgasm on the phone. I miss those days. One liked it when I called her a bitch...Wasn't all to comfortable with that, but the other was a champ. I still talk tot he 2nd girl too.
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Old 12-31-2008, 12:37 PM
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Just wow. And posted on the Immanuel's birthday no less. I think I've said this before, but Red, I like you.
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Old 12-31-2008, 05:18 PM
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one time at band camp ... aww fuck it. kinky to me was getting a handjob in a movie theater. i thought that was the coolest thing that ever happened.
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gave oral in the backseat of a taxi cab in vegas...definitely regretted that one when i remembered that
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Old 01-03-2009, 09:51 AM
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