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Old 04-03-2008, 08:52 PM
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i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
 

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Gee Whiz Dude...Did you even read anything in this forum before you came to the obvious conclusion that "these are understanding guys who might be able to help." All the while you're thinking "Man, how can I stop being a huge fag? Maybe if someone in the world tells me it's cool then it will be."

Dude we annihilate souls here.

First off....most of us on here with triple digit posts will side with the others who have triple digit posts...and after attaining these lofty post numbers we start to feel pretty comfortable around each other in our little forum setting. That being said, none of us are or would admit to being in the slightest bit gay. There is seriously WAY too much sloppy vagina on this forum for any of us to think about shoving anything up our own ass. Most of the ass-play on this site is dude on chick or dudes fapping to videos of dude on chick...or in some weirdly erotic way sometimes chick on chick w/ dildong anal.

You and your fingers need to go back into the closet and play and leave the porn and the thoughts of platonic man friends to us straight guys...


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Old 04-03-2008, 09:44 PM
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You could try getting sent prison. That should give you all the anal stimulation you need.




I'm a little weirded out that I just got the urge to take a shit while reading this post. I better go rape a chick just to make sure I haven't caught The Gay.
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Old 04-03-2008, 09:48 PM
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I've read online that a lot of straight guys like to anally masturbate. It's because of your prostate gland! It has nothing to do with your sexual orientation.
If it feels good, just do it. Life is too short to feel guilty about stupid things like this.
Just be sure to wash your hands when you finish!
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:31 AM
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Best line ever!

Im putting it in my sig!
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Old 04-04-2008, 12:59 AM
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You know what I'd rather do than have some prostate stimulation? Die of prostate cancer, personally, that door is exit only. But I pretty much agree with the rest of what you have to say. So what if you get off from playing with your bumhole, it weirds me out no more than chicks who like to get strangled and shit during sex.
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Old 04-04-2008, 07:31 AM
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LOL... That's funny right there. I don't care who you are and try shoving a table leg up your anus and then see if you like anal stimulation.

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Old 04-04-2008, 08:38 AM
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Warning:

If you shove anything up your ass, make sure its got a base on it, i shoved one of them vaginal eggs up my ex gf's ass and the fucker got sucked right in, she had to shit it out man, i found it fucking hilarious but she was kinda pissed and vowed to never let me butt fuck her again which in turn really pissed me off
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Old 04-04-2008, 08:55 AM
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I think this was posted by two different people, because these two comments CANNOT be made by the same person...
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Haven't seen you in a while RB, glad you're back......

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Old 04-04-2008, 11:44 AM
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maybe you should buy a giant black dildo so your finger dont smell like shit?
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Old 04-04-2008, 02:52 PM
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ewww. dude thats just wrong, and ghey.
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