06-30-2008, 10:44 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive... even with my military discount
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Only because you're already full. Besides, I'm only renting it for a few days, then it's all yours.
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Silky Johnston: I'm very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it outta your mother's pubic hair.
06-30-2008, 10:48 AM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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hell, I thought you considered that as your job here...
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
about a man and his horse
06-30-2008, 10:49 AM
So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
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It's more of a hobby.
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06-30-2008, 12:09 PM
you play Guitar Hero naked... I play REAL guitar topless!
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Ah, the bigmac golden shower. Everyone feels the splash at some point.
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You know when I'm down to just my socks it's time for business that's why they call them business socks.
06-30-2008, 12:24 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive... even with my military discount
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I just like how he pulled a Rick James back there.
Real Rick James: See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that.
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Real Rick James: Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.
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Silky Johnston: I'm very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it outta your mother's pubic hair.
06-30-2008, 01:07 PM
So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
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Haha, I'm a giver!
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06-30-2008, 01:13 PM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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we've had enough of your generosity. now lay down and open your mouth...
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06-30-2008, 01:15 PM
So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
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I'm not falling for that a third time...
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06-30-2008, 01:17 PM
this forum seriously cracks me the hell up!
fuckin love you guys
06-30-2008, 01:19 PM
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
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Your's till not getting my beer.
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